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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 11:54 AM
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China has developed a new stealth jet aimed at countering the U.S F-22 and F-35 jets. China`s however, is made of radar absorbing sheetrock.
 
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 12:19 PM
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Where did you uncover this secret info? Wikileaks
 
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 12:31 PM
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China has developed a new stealth jet aimed at countering the U.S F-22 and F-35 jets. China`s however, is made of radar absorbing sheetrock.
I hope they don't encounter any wet weather!

U.S F-22 and F-35 jets will now be equipped with utility knifes and chaulk lines in case of any future standoffs!
 
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 12:41 PM
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Where did you uncover this secret info? Wikileaks
maybe
 
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 12:56 PM
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I think we NEED to allocate $250,000,000 for a study on the feasibility and effectiveness of a new RotoZip weapons system!
 
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 02:41 PM
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I hope no one gets plastered.......
 
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 02:49 PM
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I have to admit, the talented kids over there are getting better. They started out making tennis shoes and now the kids over seas are making jet air craft. Is there any limit to child labor?
 
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 04:34 PM
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Chinese stealth fighters...........So good, you shoot down half a dozen, and an hour later you feel like shooting down another half dozen.

Harbor freight sells spare engines in a 6-pack for $4.99

Pilot pulls rip cord for chute as he is free falling, instead he gets a little fortune cookie note on end of cord, reads:....."Confuscious say,... Today not your rucky day!"
 
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Old93junk
Chinese stealth fighters...........So good, you shoot down half a dozen, and an hour later you feel like shooting down another half dozen.

Harbor freight sells spare engines in a 6-pack for $4.99

Pilot pulls rip cord for chute as he is free falling, instead he gets a little fortune cookie note on end of cord, reads:....."Confuscious say,... Today not your rucky day!"
Dave your a damned hoot my friend! But that's "fried rice you plick"!
 
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 05:42 PM
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Funny. Not funny when you consider in 20 years China will probably be a world power to be reckoned with.
 
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 05:45 PM
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Dave your a damned hoot my friend! But that's "fried rice you plick"!
Canton stealth fighter, comes with egg roll launcher , fortune cookie cluster bombs, and the dreaded, pot sticker munitions dispenser and "flied lice" countermeasures.
 
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 05:53 PM
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Funny. Not funny when you consider in 20 years China will probably be a world power to be reckoned with.
I do take the ChiComms seriously right NOW as more than a potential aggressor.........But theres just too much funny material to work with here........and knowing the quality of their products..............well, nuff said.
 
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 06:09 PM
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I am just sick of paying an extra buck or two for menu substitutions. Also, hot tea should always be included and never an additional charge. Especially since we are already importing every product that the best of child labor can produce. I'm just sayin'
 
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 06:13 PM
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I am just sick of paying an extra buck or two for menu substitutions. Also, hot tea should always be included and never an additional charge. I'm just sayin'
Then you should order the Kung Pao King, main battle tank......comes with everything on appetizer menu.
 
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Old Jan 9, 2011 | 06:47 PM
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Are you slinging mud at their fighter jets?
 
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