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From: Central, MA
U.S F-22 and F-35 jets will now be equipped with utility knifes and chaulk lines in case of any future standoffs!
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From: Kirkland, WA
I have to admit, the talented kids over there are getting better. They started out making tennis shoes and now the kids over seas are making jet air craft. Is there any limit to child labor?
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Post Fiend
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From: McKenzie River
Chinese stealth fighters...........So good, you shoot down half a dozen, and an hour later you feel like shooting down another half dozen.
Harbor freight sells spare engines in a 6-pack for $4.99
Pilot pulls rip cord for chute as he is free falling, instead he gets a little fortune cookie note on end of cord, reads:....."Confuscious say,... Today not your rucky day!"
Harbor freight sells spare engines in a 6-pack for $4.99
Pilot pulls rip cord for chute as he is free falling, instead he gets a little fortune cookie note on end of cord, reads:....."Confuscious say,... Today not your rucky day!"
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From: Maine, Virginia
Chinese stealth fighters...........So good, you shoot down half a dozen, and an hour later you feel like shooting down another half dozen.
Harbor freight sells spare engines in a 6-pack for $4.99
Pilot pulls rip cord for chute as he is free falling, instead he gets a little fortune cookie note on end of cord, reads:....."Confuscious say,... Today not your rucky day!"
Harbor freight sells spare engines in a 6-pack for $4.99
Pilot pulls rip cord for chute as he is free falling, instead he gets a little fortune cookie note on end of cord, reads:....."Confuscious say,... Today not your rucky day!"
Post Fiend
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From: McKenzie River
Canton stealth fighter, comes with egg roll launcher , fortune cookie cluster bombs, and the dreaded, pot sticker munitions dispenser and "flied lice" countermeasures.
Post Fiend
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From: McKenzie River
I do take the ChiComms seriously right NOW as more than a potential aggressor.........But theres just too much funny material to work with here........and knowing the quality of their products..............well, nuff said.
Senior User
Joined: Nov 2009
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From: Kirkland, WA
I am just sick of paying an extra buck or two for menu substitutions. Also, hot tea should always be included and never an additional charge. Especially since we are already importing every product that the best of child labor can produce. I'm just sayin'
Post Fiend
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From: McKenzie River
Then you should order the Kung Pao King, main battle tank......comes with everything on appetizer menu.
