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Joined: Aug 2008
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From: Olympia
The cops around here are dicks. Never get pulled over for speeding though. It's always stupid ****, mud flaps, exhaust, license plates.. that kind of stuff. The blazer hasn't been pulled over yet, I think it's cause it's stock and blends in lol. The F350 and Integra both get me in trouble.
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First ticket i ever got was 21 days after i got my lisc 'Careless and wreck less' i had a 93 Caddy sevile with the 4.9l V8 FWD had 130 on the speedo and it didnt take long getting there but got the careless and wreck less drag racing a buddy from highschool he had a 85 chevy with a hoped up 350 in it i destroyed him then the sheriff destroyed us anyways then i did good didnt get another one untill the day i graduated HS got one for 59/35 but got it reduced to 44/35since then i havent had anythang but a seatbelt ticket.....or 3
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Joined: May 2006
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From: North Dakota
I was lucky as all hell when I got pulled over for that race. First thing the Cop said was "so who won?"
I said right away, hell idk, I was watching your headlights tryin to decide if u where a cop or not.
He told me I was wining the race, and that he clocked me at 70 in a 35.
Needless to say, he reduced it to 15 mph over, and told me to go home
When I was leaving, I heard him ask the other guy "so who won?" The response, "I wasn't racing"
Found out later that kid got hit with drag racing, and lost his license. Lol.
I said right away, hell idk, I was watching your headlights tryin to decide if u where a cop or not.
He told me I was wining the race, and that he clocked me at 70 in a 35.
Needless to say, he reduced it to 15 mph over, and told me to go home
When I was leaving, I heard him ask the other guy "so who won?" The response, "I wasn't racing"
Found out later that kid got hit with drag racing, and lost his license. Lol.
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From: Lakewood, Ca.
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Only thang he can do is his hand 
..... ask him bout wet dreams and having to crawl outta bed with his wife to have them 
..... ask him bout wet dreams and having to crawl outta bed with his wife to have them
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bahaha i havent!!
but funna
but funna
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From: utica il
karl, just so you are up to speed on this, i was laying in bed and the wife kept tossing and turning, i said eff it, and decided to sleep on the floor cause i hate when she can't get comfortable and it makes me get uncomfortable. i awoke in the morning to find that i had had some "nocturnal emmissions".
long story short, i made the mistake of asking what causes them on the underground and it turned into a **** storm.
and you guys can **** off, don't tell me you didn't get some great entertainment out of it
long story short, i made the mistake of asking what causes them on the underground and it turned into a **** storm.
and you guys can **** off, don't tell me you didn't get some great entertainment out of it