The Resolutions Go In One Year And Out The Other MT Chat And BS January Thread
#752
Yeah...the clothes are definitely nice to look at as is what is plumped up inside...
Tracey always makes comments like "those are FAKE"...and I say...YEAH...so what...i didn't have to pay for them but I get to look at them!...then I duck!
Also that usually leads to this conversation (after nearly 24 years of marriage we're both predictable)...she'll say something like if something ever happen to me you'd go get yourself a young bimbo to marry...to which I state..."F NO"...why would I get remarried and have to go all thru this "training" stuff again...I'll simply hire it out, pay them and send them on their way with no BS back talk or $1000+++ monthly credit card bills and I'll STILL come out ahead...for that one I RUN while ducking!
As they say on TV...do NOT try this at home kiddo's...I'm what you call a professional FOOL!
Joe.
Tracey always makes comments like "those are FAKE"...and I say...YEAH...so what...i didn't have to pay for them but I get to look at them!...then I duck!
Also that usually leads to this conversation (after nearly 24 years of marriage we're both predictable)...she'll say something like if something ever happen to me you'd go get yourself a young bimbo to marry...to which I state..."F NO"...why would I get remarried and have to go all thru this "training" stuff again...I'll simply hire it out, pay them and send them on their way with no BS back talk or $1000+++ monthly credit card bills and I'll STILL come out ahead...for that one I RUN while ducking!
As they say on TV...do NOT try this at home kiddo's...I'm what you call a professional FOOL!
Joe.
If I owned the boat with the bikinis and beer on it, lol
#753
Dont get too envious of the Peoples Republic of Kalifornia..........I lived down there 5 years during my Air force posting and a year after.........You could not PAY me to go back!!
I did steal a nice Cali girl though, brought her home to Oregon......She can't imagine ever going back either......But She does say that I did a "Overboard" on her like that movie with Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn.........Kidnapped her from Cali, and moved her to Elk Snout, Oregon.
I did steal a nice Cali girl though, brought her home to Oregon......She can't imagine ever going back either......But She does say that I did a "Overboard" on her like that movie with Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn.........Kidnapped her from Cali, and moved her to Elk Snout, Oregon.
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#765
LOL!!! We have our fair share of Montuffaloes here as well. Im fine with a little winter weight but its never lost from year to year!