What kind of gun did Edsel you to shoot that bullit at the cobra. I hope it has a silancer as I am getting ready for a fiesta.

 

Expeditio hd benn used ha ha

Edsel-- that's the head elf everyone know's that!!! :-) He's the one with the little ranch in mexico or as they call it--- Ranchero--- the ranch that raises Falcons. We should all Aspire to grow Falcons, because Falcons have a great Contour for flight. That would keep us all on EDGE.

Maybe Santa could escort us down to Mexico, or maybe Granada. They have been raising Falcons there every since they placed the Crown on Queen Victoria. Shortly after the queens crowning they went to Torino, Spain, hunting for EXP (Extra Xylaphone Parts). They needed new parts because the xylaphone was out of tempo. They needed to try and Flex the xylaphone bars before the freestyle competition. the winner of the competition was Night Ranger. This new xylaphone bars where dubbed Zerobend Xylaphone II. Or ZX2 for short. Which is a way better name then they first came up with Limited Torsion Dampners or LTD. Surely the finest Deluxe or Super Deluxe models of Custom Xylaphones. You can tell the newer Xylaphones from the Mainline xylaphones they have a new golden Marquis across the front.

Maybe Santa should drive a Sport trac which is just a new version of the ford Jeep (yes jeep! made from 1941-45) Maybe just maybe he drives a ford Durango (1978-1982).

 

I heard Edsel got a Ranger outfit for Christmas complete with star and hat.

 

Edsel got a Ranger outfit?-- That is better then the Centurian he went as on Holoween.