February BS and general Chat thread
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Every 14th of February men get the chance to display their fondness for
your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows
and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for their man.
Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it,
that is why, as of 2008 a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak, Beer, Blow Job & Shut the **** Up Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created
so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the
holiday explains it all...just a steak, beer, a blow job & afterwards just keep
your ****ing mouth shut for the rest of the day! That's it!
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Beer, Blow Job & Shut the
**** Up Day will usher in a new age of love, as men everywhere will try
THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a
little push to start the ball rolling.
your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows
and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for their man.
Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it,
that is why, as of 2008 a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak, Beer, Blow Job & Shut the **** Up Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created
so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the
holiday explains it all...just a steak, beer, a blow job & afterwards just keep
your ****ing mouth shut for the rest of the day! That's it!
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Beer, Blow Job & Shut the
**** Up Day will usher in a new age of love, as men everywhere will try
THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a
little push to start the ball rolling.
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