Between the Farmer's Almanac and the Ground Hog we are screwed

 

The FA has been dead on for the mid-atlantic and NE weather!

 

Good Afternoon All......

 

Every 14th of February men get the chance to display their fondness for
your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows
and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for their man.
Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it,
that is why, as of 2008 a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak, Beer, Blow Job & Shut the **** Up Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created
so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the
holiday explains it all...just a steak, beer, a blow job & afterwards just keep
your ****ing mouth shut for the rest of the day! That's it!

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Beer, Blow Job & Shut the
**** Up Day will usher in a new age of love, as men everywhere will try
THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a
little push to start the ball rolling.

 

It's the three F's

Feed Me, F-Me, leave me the F-Alone!

No hand holding in the park! Any questions there is the door, don't let it hit your **** on the way out!

 

WOOO!!!!!!!! Ann's parents set us up with electronics. a brand new laptop. a wireless router so now i can play on xbox live post on the internet and she can do school work on the new laptop in the other room all at the same time!!!!!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!

 

Cool Deal...Christmas early!

 

no her parents give us stuff all the time. its awesome. but i really didnt want them to spend the kind of money tonight that they did but i aint gonna argue.

 

Bonus anyways!

 

heck yeah of course.

 

Always a good thing having two seperate Internet access.....

 

Cool Deal Chris!

 

Love my wireless router, the wireless for the Xbox 360 is too much, I ran a cord to mine, you lucky sob.

 

Sounds like a great gift. Now you'll be on the internet more and working on the truck less

 

Nah, put the laptop on the hood, so during breaks from workin, he can surf.