Guys, this is just a warning to stay the hell away from FEMALE mechanics and a short story about my experience with one yesterday.

I was out on a photo shoot for one of my clients. I was supposed to shoot her homes that she has for sale when I heard some strange noise coming from the left, REAR wheel well on my X.

So, being cautious as I am and not knowing Removed by Admin about the truck, I naturally took it into the first service place I could find.

Well, I'm out in the boonies in NC and the only place I could find was this Bambi's Truck Service.
Well, I should have known better with a name like that and sho nuff, it was a female.

Guys, I don't think she knew Removed by Admin about trucks because at first, it was like she couldn't even find the spot. She was there looking around but finally she found the WHEEL WELL (or however you spell it. Remember, I suck at this kind of thing) and stuck her head in.

Well, a couple of seconds later she pulls her head out and looks around like she's hoping god will come down and tell her what to do or something and then finally she takes a good look and here's the thing, the Removed (and I say Removed because she was) just pulls her head out and walks away and takes lunch..

Now, YOU tell me, what kind of Removed is that?

You don't just walk away from a customer and don't even say a word?

So, do you think I should write to the better business bureau?

Anyway, I managed to take a few shots because I knew no one would believe me.

I have never seen such a thing..

Comments and advice on what I should do will be greatly appreciated..

http://www.************.com/excursion/female-mechanic.htm

George

You need to review the Guidelines on language
Admin

 

Well...first off...she ain't even good looking...real skinny with no meat on her bones...you'd think she would have had a huge rack or something...but NOOOOOO...

She does have good intentions though with that collar though...gotta give her points there...huh!?!?

George...I'm speechless...I'd keep looking for someone to teach you the ways...I must say...you have a way of drawing out the animal tendencies in people though!

Thanks for sharing!

joe.

 

Haha, you had me going until I saw the pictures. Thanks!

 

Gee, you should share this with your mother, wife, GF, daughter, sister...

Is that your pic in the dictionary under "Misogyny"?

 

My mom is in Europe and I have no Wife or GF but my X wife would love it

I see the joke went right over your head..

 

Yeah, and she had this dazed look on her face dude...real Anna Nicole Smith like..sheesh

 

This is ridiculous. Tell a story without a few of the words you used and it would be good.

 

You idiot, u had me going over the phone and on the internet until i saw the pic of the deer. Did u actually get ur truck looked at??

 

you were on the list to be shot at , until mrs saw the pics lol

i think it was the 'removed by admin' that got her going



nice one

 

You should have at least offered her a couple of BUCKS!

Maybe you need to write DEER Abby and get some advice as to what to do.

I guess you got that old "deer in the headlights" look from her, huh?

 

George, those are some beautiful pictures. You managed to get some really great shots, and it looks like you were in quite the scenic location! Thanks for sharing them!

That said, tone it down, man! This is a family forum!

 

after seeing all of these:Removed by Admin, I feel like we are on jerry springer

 

Matt, there was nothing wrong with my truck, I was juts yanking your chain but I knew it'd get you going

To the admin, the story wouldn't have been as fun if I had omitted those words

 

Hahaha, good one/s

 

I was pissed that u said ur truck broke lol. I helped u find it and i take pride in reliability haha