What's your favorite saying??
#46
#47
Originally Posted by RUSTY50F1
Two that I like;
1. If you want something done right. Do it yourself.
2. From an old plumber that was about 80yrs old.
All you need to know to be a plumber is; Payday is on Friday, and S#%t won't run uphill.
1. If you want something done right. Do it yourself.
2. From an old plumber that was about 80yrs old.
All you need to know to be a plumber is; Payday is on Friday, and S#%t won't run uphill.
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Some people cant think of nothing to say, BUT that don't stop them
As confused as an Amish electrician
Stinks to high heaven
Crooked as a politician
Straight as an arrow
Fits like socks on a rooster
In upholstery: Has more wrinkles than a sharpe puppy
In body shops: sides look like a washboard
like fingernails on a blackboard
Slow as molasses in the winter time
Dark Thirty
Can't sneak daylight past a rooster
As confused as an Amish electrician
Stinks to high heaven
Crooked as a politician
Straight as an arrow
Fits like socks on a rooster
In upholstery: Has more wrinkles than a sharpe puppy
In body shops: sides look like a washboard
like fingernails on a blackboard
Slow as molasses in the winter time
Dark Thirty
Can't sneak daylight past a rooster
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#52
Instead " a face only a mother could love" , there is " a face that could stop a clock".
"you can lead a horse to water , but you can't make him drink. ( unless you suck on his a**)
Don't put off today what you can do next year.
Moving at the speed of frozen molassis. For the old guys in the cold. (my old signature)
"you can lead a horse to water , but you can't make him drink. ( unless you suck on his a**)
Don't put off today what you can do next year.
Moving at the speed of frozen molassis. For the old guys in the cold. (my old signature)
#53
This knife is as "sharp as an inner-tube"
"If it was a Snake it would have bit you" (finding a lost item)
"Tighter than a Gnat's A$$ stretched across a Box-Car" (I have no idea....)
"Musta been a lie" (when somebody tells you they forgot what they were gonna say)
"Shared Sorrow is Half-Sorrow - Shared Joy is Double-Joy"
"I feel like a bag of beat d**ks" (R.I.P. Chris - Diabetes 10/07)
"If it was a Snake it would have bit you" (finding a lost item)
"Tighter than a Gnat's A$$ stretched across a Box-Car" (I have no idea....)
"Musta been a lie" (when somebody tells you they forgot what they were gonna say)
"Shared Sorrow is Half-Sorrow - Shared Joy is Double-Joy"
"I feel like a bag of beat d**ks" (R.I.P. Chris - Diabetes 10/07)
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My dad was a proponent of the concept that "It's not what you say, it's how you say it."
But his way of expressing it was, "If you say it just right, you can tell a guy to go **** in his hat and he'll say thank you."
I always liked that one.
Another favorite (in the real estate business) is when someone puts a new facade on an old crappy building we say "it's like putting lipstick on a pig". (it's still a pig!)
But his way of expressing it was, "If you say it just right, you can tell a guy to go **** in his hat and he'll say thank you."
I always liked that one.
Another favorite (in the real estate business) is when someone puts a new facade on an old crappy building we say "it's like putting lipstick on a pig". (it's still a pig!)