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11-10-2007, 11:56 AM
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Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
# 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
# 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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11-11-2007, 08:25 AM
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NEWS FLASHY,
"Rip Away 1,000" gives relief to wedgie victims
Columbus, OH -- A couple of third graders have figured out how to rescue wedgie victims and turn a profit at the same time.
Jared and Justin Serovich are the twin inventors of the "Rip Away 1,000." They say it all started when he and his brother got in trouble for giving each other wedgies at home. Their mom joked over dinner that someone should invent wedgie-proof underwear, but the twins took it seriously and did exactly that for an upcoming invention convention.
Here's how it works: The bottom seam and side seams of the underwear are secured with velcro. When a bully tries to give a wedgie the underwear simply rips away.
"Rip Away 1,000" gives relief to wedgie victims
Columbus, OH -- A couple of third graders have figured out how to rescue wedgie victims and turn a profit at the same time.
Jared and Justin Serovich are the twin inventors of the "Rip Away 1,000." They say it all started when he and his brother got in trouble for giving each other wedgies at home. Their mom joked over dinner that someone should invent wedgie-proof underwear, but the twins took it seriously and did exactly that for an upcoming invention convention.
Here's how it works: The bottom seam and side seams of the underwear are secured with velcro. When a bully tries to give a wedgie the underwear simply rips away.
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11-11-2007, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by glruff
NEWS FLASHY,
"Rip Away 1,000" gives relief to wedgie victims
Columbus, OH -- A couple of third graders have figured out how to rescue wedgie victims and turn a profit at the same time.
Jared and Justin Serovich are the twin inventors of the "Rip Away 1,000." They say it all started when he and his brother got in trouble for giving each other wedgies at home. Their mom joked over dinner that someone should invent wedgie-proof underwear, but the twins took it seriously and did exactly that for an upcoming invention convention.
Here's how it works: The bottom seam and side seams of the underwear are secured with velcro. When a bully tries to give a wedgie the underwear simply rips away.
"Rip Away 1,000" gives relief to wedgie victims
Columbus, OH -- A couple of third graders have figured out how to rescue wedgie victims and turn a profit at the same time.
Jared and Justin Serovich are the twin inventors of the "Rip Away 1,000." They say it all started when he and his brother got in trouble for giving each other wedgies at home. Their mom joked over dinner that someone should invent wedgie-proof underwear, but the twins took it seriously and did exactly that for an upcoming invention convention.
Here's how it works: The bottom seam and side seams of the underwear are secured with velcro. When a bully tries to give a wedgie the underwear simply rips away.
George when did you start selling those...LOL????
