New Englands Most Frivolous Posts
 

It's only appropriate that a guy from Delaware make the thread and the FIRST post since DELAWARE IS THE FIRST STATE!!!!!!

And, I won't have to keep hijacking your serious meaningful threads when you decide to post one.

Let the post ho'ing begin.:-bigparty

Italian Firefighters

One dark night in the small town of Lively, NH, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the first volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret sausage recipes are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will donate $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out and delivers them to me."

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in because the situation became desperate.....

As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer to rescue the secret recipes was now $100,000 to the fire department that could save them.

Suddenly from up the road, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the fire engine of the nearby Lake Penage, volunteer fire department composed mainly of Italian firefighters over the age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Italian firefighters, passed fire engines parked outside the plant, and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched in amazement as the Italian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance that was as if they were fighting to save their own lives. Within a short time the Lake Penage old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret recipes.

The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman accomplishment he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave elderly Italian firefighters. A TV news crew rushed in after capturing the event on film. The TV reporter asked the Italian fire chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Wella," said Chief Pasquale De Luccinellavanti, the 70-year-old fire chief, "de fursta tinga we gonnna do isza fixa uppa de brakes on dat ****inna truck!!".

Did you guys get any of the high winds from the storm?

Not were I live near the NH border..

Where have all of the animals gone????

Bucky, Bucky, will you bring Sean back home please, lol

Bucky =s 10 kids...My god he has been a hand full all day and he eats more then all of us

I at least do not have to rake the yard wind took care of that for me

Well you all had me worried last night when no one was on.

PATS 24 Colts 20. Colts suck!!!!!

Now that right thar was funny, funny, funny.

Since when has a vehicle salesman been humble????

Who you tryin to kid?:-D lmao