Dear Santa,(you moron)
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Dear Santa,(you moron)
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Ok,listen up Nick!I have about had it.You are really begining to tick me off!30 years,Thats right,For 30 years I have been writing you,asking for a new Mustang.But have I gotten it?Nooooooo.So this year be forwarned,I have been working out,I am up to three push ups,and 1 1/2 sit ups.I can curl 12ozs,and can sprint from the couch to the bathroom in under three seconds.So if you show up at my house without my Red 2005 Mustang,well,Ill drop a dime on ya.Thats right,and I know just who to call.Seems you have made a few enemies.The tooth fairy,The Easter bunny,The Great Pumpkin,and Tom Turkey,are sick of you getting all the attention!They have already agreed to be part of my posse.And if that dont work,I am going to leave a baitpile for your reindeer,,,laced with burritos!SO BRING ME A 2005 Mustang!Please!
Ok,listen up Nick!I have about had it.You are really begining to tick me off!30 years,Thats right,For 30 years I have been writing you,asking for a new Mustang.But have I gotten it?Nooooooo.So this year be forwarned,I have been working out,I am up to three push ups,and 1 1/2 sit ups.I can curl 12ozs,and can sprint from the couch to the bathroom in under three seconds.So if you show up at my house without my Red 2005 Mustang,well,Ill drop a dime on ya.Thats right,and I know just who to call.Seems you have made a few enemies.The tooth fairy,The Easter bunny,The Great Pumpkin,and Tom Turkey,are sick of you getting all the attention!They have already agreed to be part of my posse.And if that dont work,I am going to leave a baitpile for your reindeer,,,laced with burritos!SO BRING ME A 2005 Mustang!Please!
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Dear King Triton,
I am a member of Santa's Elf squardon. Yes, I recall you asking for the last 30 years to bring you a new 2005 Red Mustang. Well, since this is now 2005, I had you on my list for that Mustang. Being that there was no 2005 Mustang built before 2005, it was a little hard to fill that gift. Now Santa know's that you have great respect from all of the FTE members, and many other people in your life. However, per your post about the weather being bad on the days that you have to drive 100 miles. Santa knew from his little book that you were going to be naughty this one time, and since Santa is now shacking up with Mother Nature. (Man can she be a cold one.)
Your threats are not going unnoticed. Just wait until you go to work on monday.
As far as the tooth fairy, easter bunny, great pumpkin and Tom turkey go. They will not being getting any presents this year or for a while.
And as for your 2005 Red Mustang, Mother Nature and Santa took it out for a spin, and well, it is now stuck up to the door handles in snow. The good part is that when the snow melts up here at the North Pole (in about 100 years, take or give a few) you will have your 2005 Red Mustang with very low miles on it.
Now remember this, I, oop's I mean Santa, is the only one who can fool with Mother Nature.
Sign:
Santa's #1 Elf
PS: It is also a convertible.
I am a member of Santa's Elf squardon. Yes, I recall you asking for the last 30 years to bring you a new 2005 Red Mustang. Well, since this is now 2005, I had you on my list for that Mustang. Being that there was no 2005 Mustang built before 2005, it was a little hard to fill that gift. Now Santa know's that you have great respect from all of the FTE members, and many other people in your life. However, per your post about the weather being bad on the days that you have to drive 100 miles. Santa knew from his little book that you were going to be naughty this one time, and since Santa is now shacking up with Mother Nature. (Man can she be a cold one.)
Your threats are not going unnoticed. Just wait until you go to work on monday.
As far as the tooth fairy, easter bunny, great pumpkin and Tom turkey go. They will not being getting any presents this year or for a while.
And as for your 2005 Red Mustang, Mother Nature and Santa took it out for a spin, and well, it is now stuck up to the door handles in snow. The good part is that when the snow melts up here at the North Pole (in about 100 years, take or give a few) you will have your 2005 Red Mustang with very low miles on it.
Now remember this, I, oop's I mean Santa, is the only one who can fool with Mother Nature.
Sign:
Santa's #1 Elf
PS: It is also a convertible.
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just don't anger him too much he gonna bring me a new f-250 
. i ask for it last year , he said didn't have room for it and maybe this year. i wonder if i'm getting the same run around as king 
if he lied to me , then i want to be apart of kings posse 
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12-12-2004, 05:35 AM
You could try the Santa Letter method:
http://www.clubfte.com/users/beast12...tter2Santa.jpg
Found in this post here:
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/s...d.php?t=316928
http://www.clubfte.com/users/beast12...tter2Santa.jpg
Found in this post here:
https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/s...d.php?t=316928
Diamonds ARE a girl's best friend, but Mustang's run a close econd! "Oh, Santa, where are you?"
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Dear VOLFan945,
You sir, have just been moved to the "Naughty list". As chief in command of Santa's Elf Squardon, just to let you know. Santa had planned on bringing you that new F-250. And he was also going to add 2 new Polairs ATV's and 2 New snowmoblie's. Just because you were a good boy this year. Santa saw that you ate all of your veggies on July 11th and that you helpped an old lady accross the steet also. However, your threats have cost you every thing. Sideing with King Triton, oh boy, can only get you in deep water.
Voni99, you sweet innocent thing you. Santa is so happy that you did not go the way of others. You can have anything that you ask for. Santa just might give that 2005 Red Mustang (after it gets unburied) that was to go to King Triton and that new F-250 truck that was going to VOLFAN945. Just remember, that all your request should go through Santa's Elf Squardon. For he is busy with Mother Nature getting the weather ready for King Tritons next trip monday. As the Chief Elf, I handle all the sweetness that comes this way.
Sorry guys, but some sugar is nice and well, Chief Elf only likes girls. Voni99, please be a girl or I could be in trouble.
Chief Elf
You sir, have just been moved to the "Naughty list". As chief in command of Santa's Elf Squardon, just to let you know. Santa had planned on bringing you that new F-250. And he was also going to add 2 new Polairs ATV's and 2 New snowmoblie's. Just because you were a good boy this year. Santa saw that you ate all of your veggies on July 11th and that you helpped an old lady accross the steet also. However, your threats have cost you every thing. Sideing with King Triton, oh boy, can only get you in deep water.
Voni99, you sweet innocent thing you. Santa is so happy that you did not go the way of others. You can have anything that you ask for. Santa just might give that 2005 Red Mustang (after it gets unburied) that was to go to King Triton and that new F-250 truck that was going to VOLFAN945. Just remember, that all your request should go through Santa's Elf Squardon. For he is busy with Mother Nature getting the weather ready for King Tritons next trip monday. As the Chief Elf, I handle all the sweetness that comes this way.
Sorry guys, but some sugar is nice and well, Chief Elf only likes girls. Voni99, please be a girl or I could be in trouble.
Chief Elf