A thread about signs
Over a gynecologist`s office "Dr. Smith at your cervix"
On a plumbers truck "We repair what your husband fixed"
Another on plumbers truck "Dont sleep with a drip.Call your plumber"
On a pizza shop "7 days without pizza makes one weak"
On a muffler shop "no appointment necessary,We here you coming"
In a veterinarians waiting room " Be back in 5 min Sit!Stay!"
On a plastic surgeons door "We can help you pick your nose"
On an electricans truck "Let us remove your shorts"
On a maternity room door Push!Push!Push!
On the wall at the eye doc office"If you dont see what you are looking for,you`ve come to the right place"
On a funeral home "Drive carefully,We`ll Wait"
On a honeydippers truck "Dont hit me I am full of sh--"

Please feel free to add your own.

 

That is a good one.

Nice to see a post. I thought you were a goner.

 

I honestly thought about it,but with friends like you and wezol,Mil1ion,and all the good stuff here,I changed my mind.

 

Don't sweat it man.

I did the same thing a couple months ago. I got ticked off at Mil1ion (Dennis) for simply confronting me about bypassing the site filters. He confronted me nicely but I was having a bad week & took it wrong.

About 1 week later I came to my senses & realized I was in the wrong.

Anyway, not trying to hijack your thread.

 

"We repair what your husband fixed"

There is an automotive repair shop in town close by that has that exact same saying on their sign out by the main highway.

 

here's one from a tow truck I saw years ago "best hooker service in town"

 

Seen this one at a auto repair shop..
Mechanic on duty,
Brakes most cars.

 

Haha,thats a good one,and by the way,welcome to FTE.

 

Give me their number so I can call & get a estimate on a good YANK!!!

There is a septic tank truck running around here that says one the side....

You Dump em, We Pump em.

 

A septic system installer near me has a sign on his building that says..."We sell crappy products".

 

In a restroom in Murdo, SD.............."we aim to please, you aim too please".

 

Septic truck sign: We're number one in the number two business.

Bait shop which sells block ice: An an ice day.

 

Local plumbing company: Cartoon of a little boy sitting on toilet and the toilet is overflowing- Caption: "A good flush beats a full house anytime"

 

Saw this written (grafitti) one time:
Be like Pop,
Not like Sis,
Lift the top
Before you pi$$

Saw this one on the back door of a van belonging to a company that fixed and instealled venecian blinds:

"Blind man Driving"

 

A sign in a bar window: FORCE ALE