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Old 03-02-2004, 07:42 PM
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The best excuses to go to a GTG!!

You want a excuse, YOU WANT A GOOD ONE!!!!!! here you go!!

The best excuse for missing work, yet!



I called the boss and told him I'm not coming to work today.

He asked, what is wrong?

I said I was suffering from **** glaucoma.

He said what is that?

I told him I just can't see my *** coming to work today.


Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Old 03-02-2004, 07:59 PM
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GOOOOOOOOOOOD one.
 
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Good one Dave.
 
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i told my boss i have ford truck fever
 
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i like it ill have to use that on in the future
 
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Just in case you need a backup, chronic diarhea(sp) seems to work pretty well.
 
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Old 03-03-2004, 12:25 PM
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Uhhh, my boss has a gun, thus he gets his way.
 
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Those are good, i will have to use them!
 
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