"I'd rather drive a road hog than a road weasel"

"My child drives a real truck"

"My Other Car is ALSO a Truck"

"Run Diesel, or Run for the Bank"

"Nice wheels. Mattel or Hasbro?"

"I don't brake"

"This vehicle stops at all waffle houses"

"Get a life - get a truck first"

"Keep On FORD Truckin'!!!"

"Your Mom is lookin' for you..."

"My allowance is bigger than YOUR allowance"

"Paid for with FOOD STAMPS"

"Paid for with WORKMANS COMP"

"I'm RETIRED. GOT JOB???"

"What kind of batteries does that thing use?"

"Nice hooters. Learn to DRIVE"

"REALITY CHECK: You're not in a phone booth"

 

I think I will print the 'Reality Check' one - everyone round here is on the phone all day, and the accident statistics bear witness to phone stupidity.

Theo

 

Used to live up at Lake Ozark in MO. Every week end the tourists come into town, total in hurry bad drivers. Locals had stickers "Don't honk at me I'm no FT" f n touist. I'm driving up there tonite to visit with my brother. Luckily he has 20 acres in the woods so won't be dealin with the FT's after I get thru town.

 

"I'd rather have a picture of a Ford than drive a Chevy"

"Hate the French??
Me too. Chevroltet, Camero, Corvette..."

 

I seen one here on the Naval Base, on a Mustang convertible, with a young blond driving, it said"Wine Me, Dine Me, Sixty Nine Me". I had a rough time keeping my mind on my driving for a bit!

 

Hey Larry! Good ta hear from ya, man!

That would have been on the big base I guess. I still have to laugh over one I saw there after the last election - it said:

"AL GORE, close but no cigar..."

 

Hey Wolf, hang in there buddy!

 

I watched some guy cut across three lanes of moving traffic today to get to his exit in about 1/4 mile. At 70 MPH that goes by pretty quick. There were two many cars in the way to see if he did it on two wheels. I did clearly see the phone in his hand though. They are far to dangerous to be used in a moving vehicle, although I guess it does weed out the stupid ones.

 

Here's two I've actually seen-

"Can you believe this sucker runs?"
"My other car is a P.O.S. too!"

 

Since there isn't much room on a Harley for a bumper sticker,the guy I saw with this shirt says it all.On the back it read:
If You Can Read This, Then The B*#ch Fell Off!

 

I like!

 

I have 3 on the back of my truck.
1) Trust me....I do this all the time
2) I stop for nothing
3) Go home kid!!

 

How about

"If you knew, You wouldn't be doing that !!

or

I'm going home, The voices told me to clean my guns one last time.

 

Hey Guys!
Your Proctologist called. He found your brains!

I'm not Tailgating, I'm Drafting!

 

"diesels don't smoke they soot"

"from where your sitting I can turrn day into night"

"Been there done that; well thats what they told me"

"if you can read this soot is on the way"

"I support greenpeace"

Do your share for cleaner air