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At least you got salt tablets! Ours said play hurt or warm the bench forever!
I spent every game, my senior year, as the coach's shadow so that a few times per game he'd turn around and say, "Get in there for Billy." I guess he didn't feel a 150 pound defensive nose guard/tackle wanted a whole lot of playing time.