I about fell out of the chair laughing on that one!!

Used to work at a pizza place, and if we tore a hole in the dough, we'd send the newbie to the grocery store for a "dough repair kit"

 

Thankyou to those who provided info in response to my serious request for help to properly install a part that if it fails on mountain inclines that I frequently travel loaded with a camper that can leave you with little braking or steering.

 

Does the Chicken have lips

 

Not trying to drudge up an old post, but I need somebody to get me an exhaust sample

 

My dad is a carpenter and when i was young he used to tell me to go get the board stretcher out of the trailer when i cut a board to short.


Best one yet is when a guy says he can run a piece of equipment. I get him in the operators seat and say ..........

OK this here is leaver "A" and this other one here is Leaver "B" . Then i ask do you know what Leaver "A" dose ? ( UM no what ? ) Well leaver B !!!!!!

 

HAHA!! I wish I knew more, all I got are Army ones.

 

Back in my soldering days we used to send new operators to the PLL clerk for BA eleven hundred NST Rings.

(Balloon strings)

Or if we where getting ready to deploy we would send the new guy to the CSM to pick up the plane tickets. Some CSMs would play along, some didn't think it was all that funny.

 

Got a fresh fuzzy to go to PLL and ask the clerk to order the rear-view mirror for his M1151(actually put it on the 5988). But in order to complete the order, he needed to ask them for an ID-10T form. PLL didn't think it was funny that we were wasting their time.

And the mechanics played along when we told him he needed to grease all the Johnson rods during one particularly boring PMCS--> best one yet!

And I've heard it, but never seen it--> telling a private to go the the BN CSM's office to feed the BN mascot, the blue falcon.

 

here are a couple exhaust samples I put together of different resonators removed from a GT-R.