I came across a "Ask Reddit" thread that will send shivers down your spine.

Parents of Reddit, what is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you? : AskReddit

 

When my daughter was a baby and was going through her babbling phase, one of the phrases she used to babble all the time was "da da die die" - it created some interesting conversations between my wife and I...

 

When Zoie was about 2 I asked her who her daddy is and she said "Kevin" I always keep my eye for that guy.....

 

Thanks Bryan. I wish I had never clicked on that link. Way to many memories. I hope a Mod deletes this thread.

 

Now I know where all the weird adults come from.......................lol

 

So you have met Moe, Ehh?

 

For some reason this one sent major chills down my spine. lol I still have them typing this..

"My mom has told me a story about my brother when he was younger. I guess he was sleepwalking and she was trying to coax him back to bed and he said something along the lines of "I would but the devil is behind you." Yeah, noo." -- From Reddit

 

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!! I almost pooped my pants reading this!

"When my son was little he, maybe 3, he used to do this weird crawl where he would slide his forehead along the floor. That was pretty creepy in itself. Then one night he crawled across the hallway into my room like that and stood up a few inches from my face and made a weird meow sound. He got into bed with me and went to sleep. Another time he was freaking out about a monster in the basement so we went down and saw nothing, of course, and as I turned out the light and headed upstairs and he said "Hes right behind us now." I might have peed a little. Possibly the creepiest thing he did was one day I scolded him for misbehaving so he hid his head under his blanket. I pretended I couldn't find him by saying "Where is my little Carson?" He slowly lowered the blanket and with a dead evil stare said, "Carson is gone, I am Rick." I'm certain he's possessed. We never knew any Ricks, as far I can remember. Still don't. Never figured out where he picked up the name" -- From Reddit

 

Mason, you should put that in quotation marks and make it clear you read it on the reddit site Shore linked to in his post, otherwise people will think you're talking about your son.

Just sayin....

Stewart

 

Hahaha alright. Yea I would flip a handle if that happened to me!!!