Burning pants = lying? I remember my mom saying if my ears were burning then someone was talking about me

 

When I was younger we moved something like 21 times before I finished high school, think my parents had ants in their pants or something.

We were in the last house for 12 yrs, so that's some kind of record for me.

 

If he made changes and you didn't sign a change order then he has nothing to go on. The original contract is what you go by + and change orders that were approved by you.

 

My oldest got an 89 IROC for his 16th. He put a lot of mods endgine swaps and work into it then ended up selling it as a shell. He's buying it back again this fall and says this time its not leaving. It went from a cammed 305 to a 5.3LS to a 6.0 LS, with a 3rd gen dash then a 4th gen dash to gone. He has car ADD, can't seem to stay with one for longer than 6 months and the mods start within 15min of getting the next one. Getting a good hands on education though.

 

Yep.....The saying is, "Liar liar pants on fire"

"People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"

The list is endless..........

 

In the almost 2 months since we bought the Jeep for my daughter to drive, I have put one tank of gas in it (she didn't ask...I owed her $20 so I put $40 in her tank), she has worked and put $1200 in the bank for college, bought her own school clothes and fuel. She is doing great in school so far too, but they have only been in school a couple of weeks. She is taking 7 AP classes and has a lot of school work though. I'm proud of her

 

Sure know what that was like..........
12th grade.......1/2 in Hawaii.......1/2 in San Diego CA

3 Elementary schools
2 Jr High Schools
3 High Schools

Every challenge we encountered and walked through.....every good time.....every sad time....brought us to this spot. Couldn't have gotten here without yesteryear.......Hummmmmmmm

 

Ain't it GREAT ...

Damn.....That is nice.....ya sit back and smile
Mom & Dad had something to do with that

Ya feel good about yourself and about the youngin......Peace with your world...

 

Good Morning Friends!!! Today’s Friday humor post has to deal with those delightful exchanges between attorneys and witnesses in court. These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. Some are priceless.. Enjoy…



ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?

WITNESS: July 18th.

ATTORNEY: What year?

WITNESS: Every year.

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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?

WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?

WITNESS: Forty-five years.

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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget...

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.

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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you ****ting me?

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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Getting laid

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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death..

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.

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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.

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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral...

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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:



ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No..

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

 

TGIF!!!

I need to introduce my kids to this forum... Lots of good stuff for them to learn from.

So far each of kids are only on their 2nd second TOTAL. Pre, and Elementary (and middle for my son) where all at the same place.

They both really love it up here though and I think the change will be good for them.

Going to lease my sons first car for him, unless it just doesn't make sense.

Mitch - I do the same thing. I go to EVERY car dealer out there and look at cars and prices. It was how I ended up with an Acura MDX one time. (Although I lemoned that one last day we had it I had to walk back and pick pieces of the transmission off the highway) Ford wanted stupid money for their Explorers and Excursions at the time. So did most others. And yeah, all of a sudden KIA and Hyundai decided to play in the big leagues and got big league prices to boot. IIRC Hyundai sells a sports car with 5.0 in it... Or is it KIA. (They are like Honda/Acura or Nissan/Infiniti or Toyota/Lexus anyways)

 

Today's Funny Headline:

 

Sorry Dak........Just seeing that "name" made me puke.........

 

But how do you like his sausage?

 

No idea........ask his wife .....

 

I really gotta get things done around here.........

I'll drop by later......

BTW: You folks are GREAT........Thanks