I am starting sales as of today for a new "mod" that will increase your V10 fuel economy by up to 8 mpg and also increase your hp by up to 108!!

All you need to do is:

1) mail $10.00 to:

Alpha Wave Performance
PO Box 20501
Phoenix, AZ 85036

2) Place a crystal on the hood of your truck to "channel" my energies.

Once I receive your money I will use my God given psychic abilities to increase your fuel economy/horse power. While there are no guarantees that you will see the full 8 mpg increase or the 108hp increase I DO guarantee you will feel a little lighter in the seat of your pants (mostly in the wallet region).

Thanks for your business!!

 

The check is in the mail.

Just go outside and wait for it. I hear it will get there faster if you go out during a lightning storm and hold up a long piece of metal.

 

As they like to say there in the Valley of the Sun:

"Their is so many talented people in the desert"


I am not sure who said tha, it's down to either Saddam or Eddie Murphy.

 

If I use two of them, will it increase my mileage by 16mpg?

 

OK I sent my money! You do take checks written on the Sadam national bank right?

 

hi I am M ark from nigeria I would like to buy your product I will send you a check for 5000 you cash and send me the balance after you take yours LOL

 

The sad thing is, half the guys that bought your mod would swear that it works!