To be absolutely smooth on every forum post, one must post twice.

If you want to be smooth like me, Keith Stone, then keep reading.

First, Open a fine beverage like KeystoneLight.

Second, make sure you have a really crappy internet connection because you live someplace only smooth people would live. Like in the middle of nowhere on a lake.

Third, use your connection beyond its limits.
You can only be smooth if your posting on 4 or 5 forums at once while answering emails and bugging somebody, like Clay, on a messenger.

Fourth, Come up with something witty or entertaining to post, then throw in some random information. Try to make the information as correct as possible, because incorrect information is so not smooth. If your not sure if the information is correct, tip back your beverage and throw in an "I don't know line."

Fifth, Hit the submit button and wait.
Seeing as your already pushing your poor dial up connection to the limits, your poor internet wont have a clue what to do, and keep sending the information until it gets a return packet from the server. And as smooth as ever, you will be rewarded.

Un-Smooth is if you physically post twice. Nobody likes a tosser, so doing this on purpose is very un-smooth.

This has been a Smooth Moment with Keith Stone.

 

To be absolutely smooth on every forum post, one must post twice.

If you want to be smooth like me, Keith Stone, then keep reading.

First, Open a fine beverage like KeystoneLight.

Second, make sure you have a really crappy internet connection because you live someplace only smooth people would live. Like in the middle of nowhere on a lake.

Third, use your connection beyond its limits.
You can only be smooth if your posting on 4 or 5 forums at once while answering emails and bugging somebody, like Clay, on a messenger.

Fourth, Come up with something witty or entertaining to post, then throw in some random information. Try to make the information as correct as possible, because incorrect information is so not smooth. If your not sure if the information is correct, tip back your beverage and throw in an "I don't know line."

Fifth, Hit the submit button and wait.
Seeing as your already pushing your poor dial up connection to the limits, your poor internet wont have a clue what to do, and keep sending the information until it gets a return packet from the server. And as smooth as ever, you will be rewarded.

Un-Smooth is if you physically post twice. Nobody likes a tosser, so doing this on purpose is very un-smooth.

This has been a Smooth Moment with Keith Stone.


















Fixed it for ya ...

 

what?????????

 

That was as smooth as **** warm beer... =)

 

Jesse, you jerk. :P

 

A post about double posts , that wasn't a double post that's what ...

 

I'm on high speed. =*(

 

Talyn, excuses are like, well, you know. When I'm traveling all over and I'm out of any possible cell range, even on top of a mountain, I can get on the internet. This is the mobile version of Hughes Net, actually it is Hughes Net through Mobile Satellite Motosat. One of these can fit in your back yard on a tripod

 

Glenn....that's being connected!

 

Glenn....that's being connected!
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yeah, but we are all not as rich as you glenn. :P

I've used huges net and wild blue.
They, in my area, are about as good as my cell connection.

Sometimes better.
Sometimes worse than dial up.

But that explains how your always on the interweb.

 

I love how glenn has faster internet while camping, that keith stone does!!

 

Well, that because Keith Stone lives in the wild and only emerges occasionally in public to help bring peace to the world.

 

And maybe a lot of black smoke to **** off all the Ricers.

 

RICH?? I'll have you know my good friend that I bought that off of Ebay! A new one is outrageous, there is no way I would have done that. These guys at Motosat also wanted $850 to install it! I did it myself. I've had it for a year and I'm still learning how to use it. It goes up and finds the sattilite on its own, unlike a tripod in someones back yard that is always connected. The cool thing about it is you can piggy back Dishnetwork LNB's on it and have internet and TV!!