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Howdy gang. Took two days to get caught up, but I've finally read everything that I missed while "off" from work. Too much to recap, but hope everyone is well.
Joke time, then back to work for a few minutes for me:
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned lady’s undergarment establishment to buy black velvet bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders 50.
The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50 and this time he is charged $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “you have bought all the bras and I cannot get any more...but please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers: “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
Joke time, then back to work for a few minutes for me:
A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned lady’s undergarment establishment to buy black velvet bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.
The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.
He returns a few days later and this time orders 50.
The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.
The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50 and this time he is charged $75.00 each.
The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “you have bought all the bras and I cannot get any more...but please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?”
The Chinese guy answers: “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”
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Good evening 1 pagers.
Roy - Good job on the candy sales.
Doug - How's married life & the refinery???
Andre - Sorry y'all are camping in the rain this weekend. Our Fall Camporee next weekend sunny with highs in the low 80s & lows in the mid 50s....
Dak - Get better...
Gerry, Monty, Mitch, Tim, Darren - Hi y'all...
Roy - Good job on the candy sales.
Doug - How's married life & the refinery???
Andre - Sorry y'all are camping in the rain this weekend. Our Fall Camporee next weekend sunny with highs in the low 80s & lows in the mid 50s....
Dak - Get better...
Gerry, Monty, Mitch, Tim, Darren - Hi y'all...
Ask for their non profit number. So you can take it off your taxes. That should separate them (real from fake)
Good evening 1 pagers.
Roy - Good job on the candy sales.
Doug - How's married life & the refinery???
Andre - Sorry y'all are camping in the rain this weekend. Our Fall Camporee next weekend sunny with highs in the low 80s & lows in the mid 50s....
Dak - Get better...
Gerry, Monty, Mitch, Tim, Darren - Hi y'all...
Roy - Good job on the candy sales.
Doug - How's married life & the refinery???
Andre - Sorry y'all are camping in the rain this weekend. Our Fall Camporee next weekend sunny with highs in the low 80s & lows in the mid 50s....
Dak - Get better...
Gerry, Monty, Mitch, Tim, Darren - Hi y'all...
The refinery is behaving itself for the most part, and has been delightfully very boring. I had my annual fire school a few weeks ago, and don't look forward to putting my training into use anytime soon.
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Good evening guys,
Roy / Theresa, Good job on the candy sales!
Andre, I hope the rain lightens up for your camping trip.
Did I tell you that I got the Bronco on the road? At least for a couple weeks. I'm actually going to take it back apart and take the tub to my friend that does body work. Going to do a complete restoration on it, not back to stock. But not a rock crawler either.
Roy / Theresa, Good job on the candy sales!
Andre, I hope the rain lightens up for your camping trip.
Did I tell you that I got the Bronco on the road? At least for a couple weeks. I'm actually going to take it back apart and take the tub to my friend that does body work. Going to do a complete restoration on it, not back to stock. But not a rock crawler either.
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