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Old Nov 22, 2003 | 01:58 AM
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I am the ugly American
I am the ugly American
heap your abuse on me




 
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Old Nov 22, 2003 | 06:53 AM
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Your feet smell bad, and your truck is ugly.


. . was that what you had in mind?
 
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Old Nov 22, 2003 | 06:56 AM
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If you don't have anything nice to say about someone then keep your mouth shut! So............................have a nice day!
 
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Old Nov 22, 2003 | 10:11 AM
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...Define Ugly American....
physical sense
or
emotional sense
or
metaphysical sense
or
practical sense
or
esoteric sense
or
philisophic sense
or.....
Yea, and your truck is ugly
 
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Old Nov 22, 2003 | 01:37 PM
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mullets are sooooooooo 1990...
 
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Old Nov 23, 2003 | 12:14 AM
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my truck is not ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

ITS A FORD
 
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Old Nov 23, 2003 | 10:57 AM
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From: N. Florida - The "No 4x4
Originally posted by drunkenmonk
my truck is not ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

ITS A FORD
drunkenmonk my friend, have you driven a Ford lately?

(Bhahahahahahaha - I am SOOO witty!).

I drive a 1998 Ranger.

The front end of that truck looks more like an old fashioned freshwater catfish than any other man made object I have ever seen . . including some Taiwanese fish models.

Catfish, are, !! UGLY !!


But I do know what you mean; I love my little Ranger - it's beauuuutiful (in a throughly ugly way).
 
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Americans are fat and lazy.

It sucks that you guys eat so good and are able to relax so much!

 
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my truck is a 74 Ranger
thorouly ugly in a beautiful way
its a couple bodystyles ago so I can call it a classic

think I'll eat some endangered species stew, and fal asleep watchin wrassiln
 
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Old Nov 23, 2003 | 11:41 PM
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Originally posted by drunkenmonk
my truck is a 74 Ranger
thorouly ugly in a beautiful way
its a couple bodystyles ago so I can call it a classic

think I'll eat some endangered species stew, and fal asleep watchin wrassiln
And, uh ... what endangered specie are we going to have report your eating? I'm sure the FBI can heap some abuse on you. After all, you are american and it is your duty to take abuse from the authorities. I'd insult yer' truck, but I ain't seed it yet. Paints probly' peelin' like mine.
 
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Old Nov 23, 2003 | 11:48 PM
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Originally posted by drunkenmonk
my truck is a 74 Ranger
thorouly ugly in a beautiful way
its a couple bodystyles ago so I can call it a classic

think I'll eat some endangered species stew, and fal asleep watchin wrassiln
spotted owl soup is the best
 
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paint aint that bad, well peelin in one place
as for the FBI tell em I got a cauldron full of Dodge and Chevy parts
 
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