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Old 01-15-2009, 12:24 PM
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NOW - you want rubber gloves to clean a rabbit - they do stank inside...

& after you pull the skin off, soak it overnight in saltwater.

Your mestizo's will love it....

WANNA TRY ME AGAIN?

I have a slow boil when it comes to prejudice. I SERVED WITH MANY PEOPLE FROM MANY PLACES.

I AM UNITED STATES MILITARY (retired), and a lot of people who protect your back would not appreciate that joke.

I DON'T

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*PS: The dopers and towel heads can go find their own hell
 
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Old 01-15-2009, 01:58 PM
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TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mom knew.

Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
 
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Old 01-15-2009, 02:11 PM
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An indian woman was noted for always having things to say, long after the reticent people were tired of hearing her.

When the council fire died down to coals, one of the elders was heard to say:

"Skunk Woman can talk a Coyote out of a dead rabbit..."


 
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Old 01-15-2009, 02:43 PM
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hi all... george the tests went ok... need to fine tune a couple little things
 
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Old 01-15-2009, 03:05 PM
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Cool Lew glad to see that

See ya Saturday!
 
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Just to add to George's joke run....

TARZAN NOT KNOW SEX.


Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex ?
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch !
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "
What did you do that for ?"
Tarzan replied, " Check for bee's
 
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Old 01-15-2009, 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Greywolf
NOW - you want rubber gloves to clean a rabbit - they do stank inside...

& after you pull the skin off, soak it overnight in saltwater.

Your mestizo's will love it....

WANNA TRY ME AGAIN?

I have a slow boil when it comes to prejudice. I SERVED WITH MANY PEOPLE FROM MANY PLACES.

I AM UNITED STATES MILITARY (retired), and a lot of people who protect your back would not appreciate that joke.

I DON'T

~Greywolf
USN (ret)

*PS: The dopers and towel heads can go find their own hell

Hmmm....I must have missed something here...
 
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Old 01-15-2009, 03:15 PM
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Funny, but can you post that here, lmao
 
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US Air, Plane down in New York.

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Good morning all.
 
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Old 01-15-2009, 03:42 PM
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Morning Shaun.
 
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Old 01-15-2009, 03:43 PM
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Morning Pat. It is in the mid 20's here in Baltimore.
 
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Old 01-15-2009, 03:47 PM
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Howdy Shaun, help me, I'm being ganged up on
 
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I think it's made it up to 4 here.
 
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Originally Posted by glruff
Howdy Shaun, help me, I'm being ganged up on
Morning George. Let me get a cup or two of hot chocolate in me and then I will help.
 


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