Still morning here but I suppose you can eat lunch. Get something good.

 

LOL thats funny

 

I think if Rob can handle being a Steelers fan he can handle Assistant chapter leader for life.

 

Hey if anything were to ever happen to pat, rob would become Chapter Leader For Life

 

Pat is not allowed to die it is against the by-laws .

 

It's about time one of those laws benefited me!!!

 

but if pat isn't here then your next rob

 

Rob cant die either. They are here for ever. If they do die we will have them stuffed and put in front of their keyboards.

 

Maybe they already did helloooooooooooo...

 

A little joke for the bored ppl like me

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some
individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the
course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases
have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
continue in an effective manner.

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.

Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.

Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a *****.

Thank You,
Human Resources

 

I can't die, because FTE has given us the powers of eternal life. Rob can't die, unless I use the special death-ray, also issued to me by FTE. Hey, I'm starting to like this!!

 

lol there ya go benefits of CL

 

so what benefits do us low lifes get then?

 

None I guess.

 

You get me as your CL for life....and you get to pick on Rob....for the rest of his life....Hey, it wasn't my idea, he's the one who put that title in his sig....