Delaware's Most Frivolous Posts (old split).........
#286
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Marlboro Mental Hospital.
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[QUOTE=glruff]So Barry whatcha doin today since the meet is rained out?
BTW you still owe me breakfast. lol twothreetwotogo[/QUOTE
Have to clean up the 94 explorer,get it ready to sell....
BTW you still owe me breakfast. lol twothreetwotogo[/QUOTE
Have to clean up the 94 explorer,get it ready to sell....
#297
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: DELAWARE, The First State
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Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
# 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
# 3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN