never hit a deer... but they've HIT ME TWICE!!!!

Seriously, they ran right into the driver door both times!
Antlers are bad for the paint.....

 

owch
wife had a 10 point antler for a grille emblem one time. dang thing did not look both ways before crossing the road. the second one she hit totaled our 85 stang g.t.

 

This didn't happen to me, but a friend of mine (now a Ford dealer, go figure) went bow-hunting for three days. Didn't even get a smell after lots of stomping through the mountains in miserable weather. He finally decides "the heck with it," loads up his Jeep and comes back down the mountain. It's dark, it's raining, he's in a bad mood, and he's coming down a logging road probably a wee bit too fast. Comes around a corner and nails a 8-pointer. Hard. Antler punched through the radiator, rearranged the front bumper and grill- a few grand worth of body damage...but he got his deer that year!

Guess who had to drive out and haul the Jeep, deer, and wounded ego back to civilization?

 

oh dear...

 

polar bear
that dang 10 point did 4 grand in damage to her prized 89 e.b. b 2, and it was only last xmas eve that we lost the mustang gt to one. over the hood into the a pillor bending the roof. gt crate motor wound up in our 95 f150. nox and all.

 

But...did anyone have the presence of mind to fill up the freezer?

 

Free and already tenderized

 

I ran over two sheets of plywood with a 50# box of 10d nails strapped together! I thought it was just cardboard. Hit the box of nails with the rear differential of the delivery truck I was driving. By the time I made my delivery and turned around, 30 minutes i guess. There were four cars with flat tires and two highschool aged kids sweeping up the nails. The owner of the company the kids were working for bought everybody new tires. THe guys at the tire place couldn't believe it. THere was not a place on the four rear tires of my truck that didn't have a nail in it.

 

yep can not resit it broiled , with mustard and onions.