No reason to go ?
Ever been to Salt Lake City ?
I didn't think so !

 

I pay the water bill, no fun
So water keeps on flowing;
Electricity has got to run
To keep my light bulbs glowing;
My cable, that’s another one
For all the TV showing;
I pay each week to gas my car
So it will keep on going;
Tuition bills most surely are
Important for my knowing;
And don’t forget the landscape guy
For hoeing and for mowing;
So why does money go bye-bye?
It’s clearly all the owing;

 

My Sox are dirty, maybe is should have worn my bots?

 

When there is a hill to climb...don't think that waiting will make it smaller.

 

My friend's homeschooling isn't going so well.

One child has been suspended for being late, the other expelled.

 

When a friend or loved one becomes ill...remember that hope and positive thinking are strong medicines!!!

 

I checked the mail today, Snowball Got a check back from the insurance Co. and spent it with a Credit Card ! The needs of the few far outweigh the needs of the many ! .....

 

A belly button is basically a scar from when you got into a knife fight with a guy in a mask after being evicted from your first place.

 

Ya know you end time here getting paint sprayed by a Sadist wearing Prescription Safety Glasses and a #3M mask !

 

In a mother's womb were twin boys.
One asked the other: "Do you believe in life after delivery?"
The other replied, "Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery."
"Nonsense," says the other. "There is no life after delivery. What would that life be like?"
"I don't know. Perhaps there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk on our legs and eat from our mouths."
The other cried, "That is absurd! Walking on our legs? And eating with our mouths? Ridiculous. Our legs and mouths don't do anything. The umbilical cord is all we need for survival."
"I think there is something and maybe it's very different than it is here," said one twin.
"No one has ever come back from there," replied the other twin. "No, delivery is the end of life. It is nothing but darkness and anxiety...and it takes us nowhere."
"Well, I don't know," says the other, "but certainly we will see mother and she will take care of us."
"Mother??" exclaimed one twin incredulously. "You believe in mother? If she's real, then where is she now?"
"She is all around us," said the other twin. "Can't you feel her? It is within her that we live and move and have our being. Without her...we would not be alive."
"Well, you can believe that if you want, but I don't see her, so it's only logical that she doesn't exist."
"Sometimes when we're quiet I can hear her," said the other twin. "I can sense her presence. Yes, brother, I do believe there is life after delivery. and perhaps we're simply here to prepare ourselves for that life."

 

Just hit me with a brick brother ! .....

 

 

The baby trains us pulling her wagon around.

 

Don't pick up after your children...that's their job.

 

The child that doesn't follow the safety rule in / of the home looses a privilege for some time, most likely. the smart phone or bicycle !