Every fish you catch and release

goes home with an alien abduction story.

 

 

 

Jeff and his girlfriend Jenny decide to become bank-robbers.
They dress up like Martian aliens with lil antenna.
Jenny does the actual robbing at gunpoint inside the banks
while Jeff waits outside as the getaway driver.
In a vehicle disguised to resemble a flying saucer.
They are initially successful with a string of heists that
make headlines and they become Science Fiction heroes.
Until one day their luck runs out and they get caught.
At trial, the judge condemns Jenny to ten years in prison,
while Jeff gets two years.
However, once they get to their respective prisons,
they discover that due to a clerical error
Jeff will be serving ten years and Jenny only two.
Despite of her insistence,
Jeff convinces Jenny to keep quiet about it.
After two years Jenny gets out and
she continues to visit Jeff faithfully every month and
they exchange letters and phone calls regularly for the remainder of his ten years.
Finally, after he does his time,
Jeff gets out and is joyfully reunited with Jenny.
They get married and move to a different state and start anew,
leaving their life of crime behind.
They raise a family with children and
grandchildren and eventually reach old age, after having lived a happy marriage.
On their 50th wedding anniversary party, the entire family and friends are gathered.
A great celebration is had, with many laughs and stories, recounting their life together.
The conversation turns to the secrets to a happy marriage.
One of the guests asks Jenny why she decided to stick with Jeff while he was in prison,
despite all of the hardships. Jenny answers: "Well...
you know you have found the One when its like Telepathy & you finish each other's sentences."

 

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When they come to get you they come across the salt flats in lil needle cars.

 

Alien cars keep probing !

The lap Ferrari has announced (and was independently verified) was a 1:29.625, with a top speed of 174.5 mph. It was completed during the rich Ferrari Racing Days by one of its professional drivers. Francesco Arati is a former rally driver who's never had a particular racing record of note but is the safe pair of hands to give a performance run to.

That's faster than the NASCAR lap record (1:30.522 in Ford Mustang) and only 3.2 seconds shy of the Ferrari Challenge record (1:26.386) which, given that's not a road-legal car and doesn't run road-legal tires, is a pretty small margin.

 

When you know you been everywhere there is always this lamp to cling with !

 

The aliens sent a message to Earth the other Day. It contained their Orbital info and a request for the Best orbit to Watch "Ridiculousness" as they only want Comedy after a millennium of travel brochures ! They then explained that what had attracted them to park in orbit was Steve Martin and Jerry Lewis B&W movies. and 3 Stooges Reruns. They say we are the only poorly educated race in the Universe that is actually funny !

 

yOU MAY
yOU MAY You may take us to your leaders Earthlings !