Nebraska's April "It's getting warmer!" BS thread
#256
04-08-2016, 09:45 AM
Morning 'Braska...and...wandering postitutes!!! Happy Weekend Eve...or...Happy Saturday for those of us who are lucky enough to enjoy a never ending supply of Saturdays!!!
#257
04-08-2016, 10:02 AM
Morning Rob, Bud, Ken! Bud, 50's tomorrow, 70 some for Sunday.
So, I was just told a FANTASTIC story. One of the morons that works here, a young guy about 22, got loaded up last weekend, and got hungry at 2 in the morning. Decided to cook himself one of those tube-like pork roast. He couldn't finish eating it, and was out of trash bags, so, in his drunken brilliance, decided to flush 3/4's of it DOWN THE TOILET! Of course, it's plugged the toilet, and, it's been in there since last Sunday morning! He can't figure out how to get it out! Now, he lives in an apartment. After getting control of myself from laughing, I suggested to said moron, to call and have the complex maintenance guys come and unclog his toilet. Yes, these people are amongst us.....
So, I was just told a FANTASTIC story. One of the morons that works here, a young guy about 22, got loaded up last weekend, and got hungry at 2 in the morning. Decided to cook himself one of those tube-like pork roast. He couldn't finish eating it, and was out of trash bags, so, in his drunken brilliance, decided to flush 3/4's of it DOWN THE TOILET! Of course, it's plugged the toilet, and, it's been in there since last Sunday morning! He can't figure out how to get it out! Now, he lives in an apartment. After getting control of myself from laughing, I suggested to said moron, to call and have the complex maintenance guys come and unclog his toilet. Yes, these people are amongst us.....
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04-08-2016, 10:16 AM
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04-08-2016, 06:15 PM
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04-08-2016, 07:36 PM
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Morning Rob, Bud, Ken! Bud, 50's tomorrow, 70 some for Sunday.
So, I was just told a FANTASTIC story. One of the morons that works here, a young guy about 22, got loaded up last weekend, and got hungry at 2 in the morning. Decided to cook himself one of those tube-like pork roast. He couldn't finish eating it, and was out of trash bags, so, in his drunken brilliance, decided to flush 3/4's of it DOWN THE TOILET! Of course, it's plugged the toilet, and, it's been in there since last Sunday morning! He can't figure out how to get it out! Now, he lives in an apartment. After getting control of myself from laughing, I suggested to said moron, to call and have the complex maintenance guys come and unclog his toilet. Yes, these people are amongst us.....
So, I was just told a FANTASTIC story. One of the morons that works here, a young guy about 22, got loaded up last weekend, and got hungry at 2 in the morning. Decided to cook himself one of those tube-like pork roast. He couldn't finish eating it, and was out of trash bags, so, in his drunken brilliance, decided to flush 3/4's of it DOWN THE TOILET! Of course, it's plugged the toilet, and, it's been in there since last Sunday morning! He can't figure out how to get it out! Now, he lives in an apartment. After getting control of myself from laughing, I suggested to said moron, to call and have the complex maintenance guys come and unclog his toilet. Yes, these people are amongst us.....
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04-08-2016, 08:07 PM
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And don't forget all the sheep..
#269
04-09-2016, 07:07 AM
Good morning Nebraska. Be back later with a truck load of air fresheners.
I don't mind the smell so much but it makes my eyes water...
I don't mind the smell so much but it makes my eyes water...
