Is beer ok though???

 

Shazam!!!! Beer is always good, pull out the plastic bed liner cut a hole through the bed with a jig saw, when done, duct tape cutout piece back over hole, shmeer RTV around any gaps and put bed liner in. Who is going to know it's there besides you, your friend with the phone, a dozen kids running around, and that 12 pack of beer.

 

That dangling bed looks like a neat swing.