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What do you do for girls Curtis?
 
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Dunno.. Julie took care of that! LOL!
 
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Don't use fruit loops they taste to good-- and we wouldn't want the little one eating them!!

Del a great Pee Pee game-- Lawn sprinkle-- stand in the center of the room and go psst pssst ppsstt pbdpbpdpbpdpbpdpdpdpddp. Psst Psst Pssstt pbdpbpdpbpdpbpdpdpdpddp.
 
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I can see one of my grandsons doing that! LOL
 
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If it's a boy--make sure he pees before taking a shower. Nothing like feeling something warm and wet hit you in the back while you're just getting ready to turn on the water.

But he did get a good laugh out of it.
 
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If you are in the car and there is a funny smell it is not always the baby.
 
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Not when you are riding, lol!
 
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Darn TOOTIN"
 
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you can make up your mind that you are going to at least have one vehicle that isn't full of toys, mcdonalds bags, sour milk cartons, crayons, frenchfries, cheerios, juice packets, gum etc.. etc... etc..
And for your sanity, you can pick one vehicle that you keep spotless on the inside, well dusted, armoralled, vaccuumed, etc..
But you can bet on your Baby/Child Day, that is exactly what is going to get packed into the backpack for the day when you take your clean, vaccuumed, armoralled vehicle. AND you will be expected to give it to the child to toss randomly through your clean vehicle.
 
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Clean vehicle HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
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Pretty good one Del!
 
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and nearly dead on accurate!!
 
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One of my daughters showed it to me a couple of years ago. Her van looks about like that most of the time.
 
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Ours goes through phases-- it will get bad-- then one of us gets tired of it and cleans it up-- ect ect
 


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