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Old 12-24-2023 | 07:13 AM
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I got my wife a microwave fireplace for Christmas.

Now she can enjoy and entire evening by the fire in just 6 minutes!
 
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Old 12-24-2023 | 07:25 AM
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Old 12-24-2023 | 10:06 AM
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Old 12-24-2023 | 10:18 AM
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Old 12-24-2023 | 10:44 AM
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We had a discussion this morning about Santa's nationality.

We finally decided just to call him North Polish....
 
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Old 12-24-2023 | 11:14 AM
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Old 12-24-2023 | 11:44 AM
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Old 12-24-2023 | 11:55 AM
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Merry Christmas
 
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Old 12-24-2023 | 12:26 PM
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Old 12-24-2023 | 10:22 PM
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Old 12-25-2023 | 06:40 AM
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I JUST HEARD THAT THE AVERAGE COUPLE HAS SEX 54 TIMES A YEAR.

IT'S GONNA BE A BUSY WEEK!!!
 
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Old 12-25-2023 | 06:44 AM
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Old 12-25-2023 | 06:45 AM
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Old 12-25-2023 | 10:14 AM
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It's been a rough night on the Plains 2023

 
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Old 12-25-2023 | 11:18 AM
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