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I had a few Jobs in my life. The last one is the only one I truely liked.
 
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Old 05-16-2022, 10:18 PM
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↑ U know thas no Shat ! ...........
 
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Along the line of hamsters^^^^^^

 
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Old 05-17-2022, 11:17 AM
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Now thas, "not having enough to do !" ............
 
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Even during NASCAR's glory days when "put a fender on em Dale......." was an acceptable driving technique has there been so much frammin' an bammin' " seen almost daily.
 
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Old 05-18-2022, 11:06 AM
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Old 05-18-2022, 11:22 AM
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Did you know work shirkers just like to spy on stuff!
 
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Old 05-18-2022, 07:14 PM
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Roger left for work on Friday 13th morning. Friday was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check. Finally, Roger appeared at home on Sunday night, and obviously he was confronted by his angry wife, Martha who chastised Roger for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, Martha stopped the nagging and said to Roger, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?' Roger replied, 'That would be fine with me.' Monday went by and he didn't see his Martha. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough so that Roger he could see Martha a little out of the corner of his left eye.
 
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You know you just don't have time to go to a funeral if you have a Golf Tee Off Time !
 
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I had a really bad day. First, my ex got run over by a bus.

Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver.
 
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↑↑ turds stuck to fur o my lil dog and trips to the bathtub to soak em loose ↑↑....
 
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