Originally Posted by Birdhunter1

-Cut a pumpkin in half and place each half under the drive tires of a vehicle. No it will not get out.
-Cars on cinder blocks
-Plastic zip ties on the drive shaft
-Shrink wrapping over teh top and under vehicles
-dish (liquid form) soap on the windshield (takes lots of spraying to get an entire bottle finally sprayed off.
-bar soap on windows (house or car)
-Toilet paper in the trees (then light it, it is very freaky to watch a tree go up in flames in the fall by the way)
-Find the water meter, shut the water off to the house
-forks in the yard
-My personal favorite: get several bags of fertilizer (pellet type) and a spreader, spread several strip in the yard. If the spreader spreads a swath 15' wide then every 50' make a spread. The result will be several fertilized areas in the yard and several unfertilized areas, and of course different height's of grass.
-also write things in the yard with fertilizer (like someones initals!).
-If you really want to screw with somebody over a longer period of time:..... go and syphon a pint of gas out of their vehicle very day for 2-3 weeks (or more or less) then for the same amount of time go and add a pint of gas everyday. They will never notice just a pint gone but it will severly screw with their gas mileage. (also fun to do to a boss that is always toying with a Blazer and one day brags about gas mileage while the next three weeks wonders why his mpg's dropped off suddenly and severely!) DON'T ask me how I know!!!!!!

-Vaseline, grease, icy hot, wax you name it under the door handles.
-liquid soap on the door ***** to the house
-flaming bag of poop on the front porch


Yes I have done every one of the above, no I was never caught, and for some strange reason I feel like I have just contributer to the delinquency of a minor (or a few)!

Good luck yall!