as you know, it is a sin for a taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. [font=verdana]
so this saturday at 4 pm et all american women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
antiterrorist effort.

all men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it is ok to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all american women.

since the taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-taliban sentiment.

the american government appreciates your efforts to root out
terriorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.

it is your patriotic duty to pass this on!!!