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as you know, it is a sin for a taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. [font=verdana]
so this saturday at 4 pm et all american women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
antiterrorist effort.
all men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it is ok to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all american women.
since the taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-taliban sentiment.
the american government appreciates your efforts to root out
terriorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.
it is your patriotic duty to pass this on!!!
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul;
The other for your freedom.
Many seem to have forgotten both of them. Member of the Georgia Chapter
Dang Jeff, sounds like a typical sataday round here the sitin' on the front lawn with a 6 pack its just that the only skin we get ta se is the the ole fart neighbor in bermuda shorts an nylon socks cutin grass want-n a cold 1.....
Now if we could juxt get the women to cooporate...........
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Donnie
79,79,89,96 Broncos Baby
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "I R S" together it spells "THEIRS?"
IT'S BETTER TOPLESS(Broads, Broncos, and Booze)
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Originally Posted by evilbeast
you people scare me sometimes!!
"...sailors who drank beer escaped the curse of scurvy..."
lookin for the coleman lantern now....popted another top.....i'm getting a head start on the rest of ya......now if i could just find my lap top.......i'll give the rest of ya gents a report AT NOON WHEN YOU GET OUTTA BED!!!! Where's everyone at
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Donnie
79,79,89,96 Broncos Baby
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "I R S" together it spells "THEIRS?"
IT'S BETTER TOPLESS(Broads, Broncos, and Booze)
Quote:
Originally Posted by evilbeast
you people scare me sometimes!!
"...sailors who drank beer escaped the curse of scurvy..."
Don't worry Ladyfire, I don't think these married men would want their wives walking around naked in front of men. I know my ex-husband wouldn't want me to. My now boyfriend wouldn't want me to either. LOL
Well I sat out in the front yard with my PBR and didnt see the first naked lady,But I did get a good beer buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz going ,so the day wasnt a total loss...
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul;
The other for your freedom.
Many seem to have forgotten both of them. Member of the Georgia Chapter
If ever elected leader of this land - I promise big new b**bs for all women that are citizens of this great country.
America- Land of the Free and Home of the supersize....
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Groovin' on the freeway, gauge is on the red
Gun down on my gasoline, I believe I'm gonna crack a head.
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If ever elected leader of this land - I promise big new b**bs for all women that are citizens of this great country.
America- Land of the Free and Home of the supersize....
YOU GOT MY VOTE!!!!!!!!!
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul;
The other for your freedom.
Many seem to have forgotten both of them. Member of the Georgia Chapter
Hey old87, since I'm stuck with ya I want to be first in line for that promise!!!
Guess I better get the sharpies and poster board out to make those signs ----
Old87 for Prez !!!
Free PBR for the men,
Free B**bs for the women!!!
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Old87 sure can cook some pig!!!
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IT'S BETTER TOPLESS
YOU GOT MY VOTE!!!!!!!!!
