fortune cookie inserts---Virginity like bubble,

one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in front of car

Get tired.

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Man who run behind car

get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket

feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano,

wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk through

airport turnstile sideways

going to Bangkok

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass

should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes

get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:

Man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth!

But next to best thing on earth.

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War does not determine who is right,

war determine who is left.

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Wife who put husband in doghouse

soon find him in cathouse.

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Man who fight with wife all day

get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib,

but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell,

bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet

is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should

change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well,

often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in church

sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Afternoon all - Just droped the 428 block off to get it sonic tested. It looked like it may have a few thin spots in the cylinders after I took it out of the furnace and shot blasted it. Will get the Crank ground hopefully this week, then get everything for the engine kit ordered.

this is true... but look at it this way, they now make kegs in 1/6 barrels or 5 gallons of beer. usually the specialty beers come in these such as your Sam Adams and such.. that is what I have in mine.

In a keg, if you keep your beer cold, use Co2, not air to drive the beer, you keep the dispensing system clean, you're keg will last 4 months or more with minimal or no noticeable flavor change.

If you keep your kegs warm, and drive them with Co2 through a jockey box or other faucet, they will most likely last a couple of months. Just be sure to clean your lines after every keg. :-drink

I just hit up TACO TUESDAY at Taco John's and had 4 hard shell tacos and a churro! MMmmmm! :-jammin

Funny guy... We'll have to ask Pat about the Model T, he's older than me... lol

Who do you get the Co2 setup from?

Mmmmm..... I had a taco and an order of those potato ole's with all the good (bad) stuff on them! :9

Where did everyone go??? I can't get to 3000 posts by myself can I???

Hear the lonesome whippoorwill
He sounds too blue to fly
The midnight train is whining low
I'm so lonesome I could cry

I've never seen a night so long
When time goes crawling by
The moon just went behind a cloud
To hide its face and cry

Did you ever see a robin weep
When leaves begin to die
That means he's lost the will to live
I'm so lonesome I could cry

The silence of a falling star
Lights up a purple sky
And as I wonder where you are
I'm so lonesome I could cry

Hank Williams

C'mon Rob, you only need three more.....

Or you can

cheat by posting a few words to make your

Or I can what?

statement like this so that you can reach your 3,000 posts today.

Oh, I see, I can just start to say something in this post....

follow along Rob.. has the week been that tought already ???

One more you slacker.... lol

.... then finish in this one!!!!

Woohoo! 3000 posts! In honor of this monumental achievement, I'll take a moment to remind everyone that:

THE STEELERS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!


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