Just have to post sometimes. . .
 

Why is the sky not red?

Where did that rash come from?

If I stuck my finger far enough up my nose, could I touch my brain?

Since gas is so expensive here, why don't they just have it refined in China?

Whats up with frozen yogurt?

I could be doing something productive right now, but what?

:-huh

I always wondered...where does the fire go when it goes out?? and does the refrigerator light really go out when you shut the door? Way too much time on your hands Steve. Emailed Russ no answer.

I all my free time from like 10pm on. . .to bad I can't use it to get anything done :-X07 still haven't heard from russ. . .

-Why do we drive on a parkway but park in a drive way?
-If a mime falls in the forest and nobody's around, does he make a sound?
-If a cat chokes to death on a mouse, who killed who?
-Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
-Why do people keep pushing the button at a traffic signal to cross the street? -Do they think the switch has a mind of it's own, "Oh, there's alot of people waiting, better change that signal!"?
-Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
-If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
-Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

GLR, Russ finally PM'd me! He's been working out of state and his internet was disconnected. Just hope he doesn't take to 2.5 months to reply this time :-X22


Sardog. . .you should have this made into a bumper sticker. It would sell out around here :-X22

-Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

I poke badgers with spoons

Thats what they call it in prison :-roll