-Why do we drive on a parkway but park in a drive way?
-If a mime falls in the forest and nobody's around, does he make a sound?
-If a cat chokes to death on a mouse, who killed who?
-Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
-Why do people keep pushing the button at a traffic signal to cross the street? -Do they think the switch has a mind of it's own, "Oh, there's alot of people waiting, better change that signal!"?
-Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
-If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
-Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
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