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Old 11-14-2014, 09:01 PM
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Why do dogs have wet noses?
 
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Old 11-15-2014, 06:14 AM
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Why is it a parkway where you drive but a driveway where you park?
 
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Old 11-15-2014, 10:00 PM
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Why are hamburger-bun bottoms so thin?
 
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Old 11-16-2014, 09:33 PM
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Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?
 
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Old 11-17-2014, 05:56 AM
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why is it called hamburger-- there is no ham in it?
 
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Old 11-17-2014, 05:10 PM
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Why is it so cold so early in the Fall?
 
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Old 11-17-2014, 07:52 PM
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Why are the Netherlands also called Holland and the Low Countries?

Why are its people called Dutch?
 
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Old 11-18-2014, 12:10 AM
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Why is it that monster and Copenhagen seem to be a staple in my profession?
 
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Old 11-18-2014, 11:55 AM
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Why do old women dye their hair blue?
 
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Old 11-18-2014, 12:28 PM
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Why is there a 125' extension cord running through the parking lot?

Perhaps there is 15deg weather and somebody needed to plug in their block heater?
 
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Old 11-19-2014, 06:45 AM
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Why do birds suddenly appear-- every time you are .....




... letting your car dry after washing it.. :-)
 
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Old 11-19-2014, 01:16 PM
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Why do you always get the urge to visit the porcelain throne, right after taking a shower?
 
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Old 11-19-2014, 01:17 PM
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Why when somone goes" Pew this really sticks"--- we do?
 
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Old 11-19-2014, 01:24 PM
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Why are all the nice women I know already married?
 
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Old 11-19-2014, 07:08 PM
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