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01-25-2017, 12:16 AM
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Why do I have ADD, and OCD at the same time?
Here we go.
Flipforford:
1) because females are the seeds to be fertilized, the flower and all things flowery are a representation of fertility.
2) because one flower representation doesn't always make the point
3) because you are bored and curious, possibly frustrated by lavender shampoo you used accidentally
97centurion:
1) because a man only washes three areas, the face, the armpits, and the nuts. The rest is what it is.
2) because the 900 things actually do different jobs, they just have the same shape of can.
GardenSpyder
1) because they can, and they watched you spend an hour waxing
82'stepside
1) because chili is just that awesome, it keeps you warm while sleeping in the winter and still at least pisses your partner off in the summer.
Flip4ford
1) because we're stalling on mowing the lawn
82stepside
1) because the boss said so
*alternate answer*
- to not have to listen to the boss rant about stuff you don't care about
Garden Spyder
1) because many depend on your tax money to support their lifestyle
GardenSpyder again
1) Murphys Law (getting to that)
82'stepside cheated on this one...
GardenSpyder
1) to rake in more general funds for the laws you broke on signs 3-15
82'stepside
1) because nobody would read them anyway
GardenSpyder
1) because they knew you were passing by. TBH, I'm sorta stumped on this one. National borders are the only places I've seen such signs, and you have to be reaaaaallly stoned to not know that drug dogs will be there.
GardenSpyder
1) because complaints make action, compliments make people ask for raises
Husker
1) because it was made in China
2) because you can't decide how many cups is enough or too much
3) because we have too much time on our hands
GardenSpyder
1) Because you haven't figured out what a tree is for
2) because that driver has an uglier car than you
3) (a) Mr Murphy, could be Mrs too for something this powerful
(b)spite/humor, tough to say
(c)definitely humor
(d)no vote, most assuredly Mrs Murphy in that case.
Whew!
Here we go.
Flipforford:
1) because females are the seeds to be fertilized, the flower and all things flowery are a representation of fertility.
2) because one flower representation doesn't always make the point
3) because you are bored and curious, possibly frustrated by lavender shampoo you used accidentally
97centurion:
1) because a man only washes three areas, the face, the armpits, and the nuts. The rest is what it is.
2) because the 900 things actually do different jobs, they just have the same shape of can.
GardenSpyder
1) because they can, and they watched you spend an hour waxing
82'stepside
1) because chili is just that awesome, it keeps you warm while sleeping in the winter and still at least pisses your partner off in the summer.
Flip4ford
1) because we're stalling on mowing the lawn
82stepside
1) because the boss said so
*alternate answer*
- to not have to listen to the boss rant about stuff you don't care about
Garden Spyder
1) because many depend on your tax money to support their lifestyle
GardenSpyder again
1) Murphys Law (getting to that)
82'stepside cheated on this one...
GardenSpyder
1) to rake in more general funds for the laws you broke on signs 3-15
82'stepside
1) because nobody would read them anyway
GardenSpyder
1) because they knew you were passing by. TBH, I'm sorta stumped on this one. National borders are the only places I've seen such signs, and you have to be reaaaaallly stoned to not know that drug dogs will be there.
GardenSpyder
1) because complaints make action, compliments make people ask for raises
Husker
1) because it was made in China
2) because you can't decide how many cups is enough or too much
3) because we have too much time on our hands
GardenSpyder
1) Because you haven't figured out what a tree is for
2) because that driver has an uglier car than you
3) (a) Mr Murphy, could be Mrs too for something this powerful
(b)spite/humor, tough to say
(c)definitely humor
(d)no vote, most assuredly Mrs Murphy in that case.
Whew!
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01-25-2017, 12:25 AM
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01-25-2017, 08:12 AM
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