OT - Snazzy Little Sayings
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ya gotta use your imagination , and fill in the blank word ." your as coordinated as a monkey f------ a football son !" my grandpa sager referring to my ability to trip over air bubbles . aint got no better with age , but i have used that saying since then and a few others he used i really cant repeat ..........
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Movie Snazzy Sayings:
"Are you sure it isn't time for a more colorful metaphor" - Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek 4,The Voyage Home.
"Well, into each life a little rain must fall" - John Wayne, The Flying Leathernecks.
"Dad Burned Youngin's ya got NO RESPECT" - Walter Brennen - The Real McCoys
Ah my wife and I all we do is argue - sex and money, sex and money...SHE'S CHARGIN' ME WAY TOO MUCH" Rodney Dangerfield.
"There goes the Neighborhood." Harry Ceasar - The Longest Yard.
"I picked a bad day to quit drinking." Lloyd Bridges, Airplane!
"....Face it, you f****d up, you trusted us." Tim Matheson, Animal House.
"Are you sure it isn't time for a more colorful metaphor" - Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek 4,The Voyage Home.
"Well, into each life a little rain must fall" - John Wayne, The Flying Leathernecks.
"Dad Burned Youngin's ya got NO RESPECT" - Walter Brennen - The Real McCoys
Ah my wife and I all we do is argue - sex and money, sex and money...SHE'S CHARGIN' ME WAY TOO MUCH" Rodney Dangerfield.
"There goes the Neighborhood." Harry Ceasar - The Longest Yard.
"I picked a bad day to quit drinking." Lloyd Bridges, Airplane!
"....Face it, you f****d up, you trusted us." Tim Matheson, Animal House.
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#54
I am so confused I don't know whether to wind my a$$ or scratch my watch.
Life's a bitch, then you marry one. (Any wonder why I am single?)
Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
From the great white north:
Beats a kick in the a$$ with a frozen mukluk.
That snow is a$$ deep to a tall indian.
It's colder than a 2$ hookers heart at midnight.
It's colder than a polar bears pud in a snow bank.
Life's a bitch, then you marry one. (Any wonder why I am single?)
Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
From the great white north:
Beats a kick in the a$$ with a frozen mukluk.
That snow is a$$ deep to a tall indian.
It's colder than a 2$ hookers heart at midnight.
It's colder than a polar bears pud in a snow bank.
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