OT - Snazzy Little Sayings
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#20
I got this from another site, some time ago. I thought it was cool
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, throughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaimiing...WOW WHAT A RIDE!!!!
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, throughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaimiing...WOW WHAT A RIDE!!!!
#23
Those who accept only the best often get just that.
If its better than sex you aren't doing it right.
When buying a car know that if it's fast and cheap it won't be reliable. If its cheap and reliable, it won't be fast. And if it's fast and reliable, it won't be cheap.
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
The closer you are to death, the closer you are to living.
If its better than sex you aren't doing it right.
When buying a car know that if it's fast and cheap it won't be reliable. If its cheap and reliable, it won't be fast. And if it's fast and reliable, it won't be cheap.
You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
The closer you are to death, the closer you are to living.
#24
#25
Drunker than a box full of winoes
If I had that and he had a feather in his a## we would both be tickled (one of dads favorites)
We will cross that bridge when we come to it (my wife hates this one)
You never get to old for mama to whoop your a## (one of mamas favorites)
well sh#t fire and save matches
If I had that and he had a feather in his a## we would both be tickled (one of dads favorites)
We will cross that bridge when we come to it (my wife hates this one)
You never get to old for mama to whoop your a## (one of mamas favorites)
well sh#t fire and save matches
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Let me have a go at it:
Fits like socks on a rooster
had so many dents it looks like a sack full of doorknobs
Slick as snot on a doorknob
dumb as a box of hair
couldnt pour pee out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel
slow as molasses on a winter's day
0 to 60 in a weekend
high as a cat's back
dark as a stack of black cats
dumb as owl poop
kicks like a mule
Fits like socks on a rooster
had so many dents it looks like a sack full of doorknobs
Slick as snot on a doorknob
dumb as a box of hair
couldnt pour pee out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel
slow as molasses on a winter's day
0 to 60 in a weekend
high as a cat's back
dark as a stack of black cats
dumb as owl poop
kicks like a mule
#30