Nevada Nov B.S. thread Anything Goes...not quite
#47
11-08-2008, 11:16 AM
Post Fiend
Sorry for 2 in a row here, but I was told shortly after my 100th post that I was supposed to tell a joke on my 1000th. So sorry, but here you go.
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart aleck guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Later all.
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart aleck guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
Later all.
#53
11-09-2008, 09:38 AM
FTE Legend
Hey - I didn't have anything to do with it.
A little rain in the mountains, but clear as a bell here.
A little rain in the mountains, but clear as a bell here.
#54
11-09-2008, 09:43 AM
Yeah, actually got rid of some stuff. Wife and daughter brought a few things home, but not much. I did drag home an OLD Honda 50. Guy said he's been dragging it around for 20 some years. One more thing to tinker with I guess.
#55
11-09-2008, 09:45 AM
FTE Legend
Is it one of the "Trail" jobs or one of the old step-through frame types?
#56
11-09-2008, 09:58 AM
It's one of the mini trails. It looks to be early to mid 70's. Looks like it's all there, just filthy and rough.
#57
11-09-2008, 10:03 AM
FTE Legend
Those things are a blast. Shouldn't be too much trouble to get it going - not a whole lot to them.
#58
11-09-2008, 10:10 AM
I know, my next door neighbor is drooling over it. He had one as a kid and wants to do one for his grandaughter. My first bike was a step thru Honda trail 90, basically the same engine. It will be a fun project.