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Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna,
were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for
Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down
house siding, would reach into her nail pouch,
pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder
or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
"Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch,
about half of them have the head on the wrong end,
and I throw them away."
Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron!
Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side
of the house."