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Old 08-21-2008, 01:26 PM
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You Might Be a Redneck If your children's night light is a neon beer sign.
 
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Old 08-21-2008, 01:32 PM
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You might be a redneck if you have a can of "Raid" on your kitchen table.
 
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you might be a redneck if you collect shotglasses shaped like cowboy boots.


Guilty as charged.
 
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You Might Be a Redneck If you've washed an entire truck wiat a baby wipe.
 
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you might be a redneck if you collect shotglasses shaped like cowboy boots.


Guilty as charged.
Hey I have that stupid boot in the garage. trying to figure out what to do with it.
 
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You don't mean that glass one, do you?
 
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You don't mean that glass one, do you?
Yep,that would be the one
 
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Bwahahahahahaha!

Little too big for a shot glass -

Maybe make it into a trophy to be handed out @ the end-of-the-year Maryland G2G.


"The TB Memorial Putz of the Year Award"
 
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Originally Posted by SteveBricks
Bwahahahahahaha!

Little too big for a shot glass -

Maybe make it into a trophy to be handed out @ the end-of-the-year Maryland G2G.


"The TB Memorial Putz of the Year Award"
Boner play of the year? FNG award at a meet.
Hey maybe I should ship it off to George or Adrian.
 
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You Might Be a Redneck If you've ever tried to pass an entire funeral procession.
 
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Old 08-25-2008, 05:45 PM
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I didn't TRY, I DID!!!!!!! Call me redneck from NY!
 
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You Might Be a Redneck If you owe more to Blockbuster Video than you do on your house.
 
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You Might Be a Redneck If you blame your divorce on "them dogs."
 
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You might be a redneck if you use vise grips to hold a battery terminal together. LOL

 
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You might be a redneck if you use vise grips to hold a battery terminal together. LOL

heck I've used them on just the wire no terminal it works
 
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