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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to
> >> thaw out during a
> >> particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at
> >> the same hotel where
> >> they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
> >>
> >> Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to
> >> coordinate their
> >> travel
> >> schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and
> >> flew to Florida on
> >> Thursday, with his wife flying down the
> >> following day. The husband
> >> checked into the hotel. There was a computer in
> >> his room, so he
> >> decided
> >> to send an email to his wife.
> >>
> >> However, he accidentally left out one letter in
> >> her email address, and
> >> without
> >> realizing his error, sent the email.
> >>
> >> Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had
> >> just returned home from
> >> her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was
> >> called home to glory
> >> following a heart attack.
> >>
> >> The widow decided to check her email expecting
> >> messages from relatives
> >> and friends. After reading the first message,
> >> she screamed and
> >> fainted.
> >> The widow's son rushed into the room, found his
> >> mother on the
> >> floor, and
> >> saw the computer screen which read:
> >>
> >> To: My Loving Wife
> >> Subject : I've Arrived
> >> Date: October 16, 2007
> >>
> >> I know you're surprised to hear from me. They
> >> have computers here now
> >> and you are allowed to send emails to your loved
> >> ones.
> >> I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've
> >> seen that everything
> >> has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
> >> Looking forward to
> >> seeing you
> >> then!
> >> Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
> >> P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
> >> thaw out during a
> >> particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at
> >> the same hotel where
> >> they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
> >>
> >> Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to
> >> coordinate their
> >> travel
> >> schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and
> >> flew to Florida on
> >> Thursday, with his wife flying down the
> >> following day. The husband
> >> checked into the hotel. There was a computer in
> >> his room, so he
> >> decided
> >> to send an email to his wife.
> >>
> >> However, he accidentally left out one letter in
> >> her email address, and
> >> without
> >> realizing his error, sent the email.
> >>
> >> Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had
> >> just returned home from
> >> her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was
> >> called home to glory
> >> following a heart attack.
> >>
> >> The widow decided to check her email expecting
> >> messages from relatives
> >> and friends. After reading the first message,
> >> she screamed and
> >> fainted.
> >> The widow's son rushed into the room, found his
> >> mother on the
> >> floor, and
> >> saw the computer screen which read:
> >>
> >> To: My Loving Wife
> >> Subject : I've Arrived
> >> Date: October 16, 2007
> >>
> >> I know you're surprised to hear from me. They
> >> have computers here now
> >> and you are allowed to send emails to your loved
> >> ones.
> >> I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've
> >> seen that everything
> >> has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
> >> Looking forward to
> >> seeing you
> >> then!
> >> Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
> >> P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!
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> Hillary Clinton was on her way somewhere when she came across a little
> boy selling puppies. She stops and asks the boy "What kind of puppies
> are they?" The boy replies, "They're Democratic puppies, Ma'am." With
> this she smiles and walks off.
>
> Later on that day she mentions to Bill about the boy and his puppies and
> suggested that it might be nice to have a puppy around the house. The
> next week Bill was on his way to McDonald's and saw the boy and his
> puppies.
>
> He stops and asks the boy, "What kind of puppies are they?" .
>
> The boy replies, "They're Republican puppies, Sir." "Republican
> puppies?" Bill asked. "Last week you told my wife they were Democratic
> puppies." .
>
> The boy replied, "I know, Sir. But since then they opened their eyes."
>
>
> boy selling puppies. She stops and asks the boy "What kind of puppies
> are they?" The boy replies, "They're Democratic puppies, Ma'am." With
> this she smiles and walks off.
>
> Later on that day she mentions to Bill about the boy and his puppies and
> suggested that it might be nice to have a puppy around the house. The
> next week Bill was on his way to McDonald's and saw the boy and his
> puppies.
>
> He stops and asks the boy, "What kind of puppies are they?" .
>
> The boy replies, "They're Republican puppies, Sir." "Republican
> puppies?" Bill asked. "Last week you told my wife they were Democratic
> puppies." .
>
> The boy replied, "I know, Sir. But since then they opened their eyes."
>
>
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02-25-2008, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by sglaine
> Hillary Clinton was on her way somewhere when she came across a little
> boy selling puppies. She stops and asks the boy "What kind of puppies
> are they?" The boy replies, "They're Democratic puppies, Ma'am." With
> this she smiles and walks off.
>
> Later on that day she mentions to Bill about the boy and his puppies and
> suggested that it might be nice to have a puppy around the house. The
> next week Bill was on his way to McDonald's and saw the boy and his
> puppies.
>
> He stops and asks the boy, "What kind of puppies are they?" .
>
> The boy replies, "They're Republican puppies, Sir." "Republican
> puppies?" Bill asked. "Last week you told my wife they were Democratic
> puppies." .
>
> The boy replied, "I know, Sir. But since then they opened their eyes."
>
>
> boy selling puppies. She stops and asks the boy "What kind of puppies
> are they?" The boy replies, "They're Democratic puppies, Ma'am." With
> this she smiles and walks off.
>
> Later on that day she mentions to Bill about the boy and his puppies and
> suggested that it might be nice to have a puppy around the house. The
> next week Bill was on his way to McDonald's and saw the boy and his
> puppies.
>
> He stops and asks the boy, "What kind of puppies are they?" .
>
> The boy replies, "They're Republican puppies, Sir." "Republican
> puppies?" Bill asked. "Last week you told my wife they were Democratic
> puppies." .
>
> The boy replied, "I know, Sir. But since then they opened their eyes."
>
>
hahaha Good one Sean!!!! 
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