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06-11-2007, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by NumberDummy
Axing him? What are you...some sorta male Lizzie Borden? 
"Lizzie Borden took an AXE and gave her mother forty whacks...when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty one!"
No seat belts? Wait till y'all drive in Texas...no seat belt...you'll get a fat $$$ ticket. The fine here is over $300.00! As far as being harsh...you're lucky this ain't live!
"Lizzie Borden took an AXE and gave her mother forty whacks...when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty one!"
No seat belts? Wait till y'all drive in Texas...no seat belt...you'll get a fat $$$ ticket. The fine here is over $300.00! As far as being harsh...you're lucky this ain't live!
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06-11-2007, 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by NumberDummy
Axing him? What are you...some sorta male Lizzie Borden?
"Lizzie Borden took an AXE and gave her mother forty whacks...when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty one!"
No seat belts? Wait till y'all drive in Texas...no seat belt...you'll get a fat $$$ ticket. The fine here is over $300.00! As far as being harsh...you're lucky this ain't live!
"Lizzie Borden took an AXE and gave her mother forty whacks...when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty one!"
No seat belts? Wait till y'all drive in Texas...no seat belt...you'll get a fat $$$ ticket. The fine here is over $300.00! As far as being harsh...you're lucky this ain't live!
You know they found out who killed Nicole Brown; right??
It was OJ's son!!!!!!
Yup, one night OJ's son went to OJ and wanted to know if he could borrow the Bronco...............OJ said, "Go AXE your mother!!!"
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06-11-2007, 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by DOHCmarauder
Let me tell you a little story;
During a great flood, a man was on his porch when a 4WD came by and tried to help. The man said don't worry, I have faith in the Lord.
Later, the man was on his roof; a boat came by to help. The man, (we'll call him Vance) said don't worry, I have faith in the Lord.
Later, the man was on his chimney; a helicopter came by offering help. Vance said, "Go on, I have faith...the Lord will save me."
Vance drowned!!!.....While meeting his maker, Vance axed his God, "I had faith, why did yo forsake me oh Lord??"
To that, God replied, "You freakin' IDIOT, I sent you a truck, boat and helicopter!!!"
Moral of the story.....wear your seatbelts Spanky!!!
During a great flood, a man was on his porch when a 4WD came by and tried to help. The man said don't worry, I have faith in the Lord.
Later, the man was on his roof; a boat came by to help. The man, (we'll call him Vance) said don't worry, I have faith in the Lord.
Later, the man was on his chimney; a helicopter came by offering help. Vance said, "Go on, I have faith...the Lord will save me."
Vance drowned!!!.....While meeting his maker, Vance axed his God, "I had faith, why did yo forsake me oh Lord??"
To that, God replied, "You freakin' IDIOT, I sent you a truck, boat and helicopter!!!"
Moral of the story.....wear your seatbelts Spanky!!!
Jack that was a good one.. laughed my *** off.. alright just for you 2 i'll buckle up for now on.
#79
06-11-2007, 02:29 AM
Originally Posted by bigdaddy52107
we have them too. matter of fact June 1 the law went into effect that you now have to wear seatbelts in pickup trucks.. that why i don't wear em' didn't have too. but i guess after my hardheaded *** gets a ticket i'll "learn" to wear one..Bill i bet your one funny guy live..
The same car ('54 Olds HT), 6 months earlier = a fading Hollywood star in a new Lincoln convertible sedan ran a red light and I t-boned her "'Stinkin' Linkin" at 35 mph. Both of us were unhurt, cuz both of us were belted. The "Linkin" was totaled, the Olds needed a new hood. Now I axe you, why don't you wear a belt?
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06-11-2007, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by NumberDummy
I'm alive cuz I was wearing a seatbelt when that drunk hit me.
The same car ('54 Olds HT), 6 months earlier = a fading Hollywood star in a new Lincoln convertible sedan ran a red light and I t-boned her "'Stinkin' Linkin" at 35 mph. Both of us were unhurt, cuz both of us were belted. The "Linkin" was totaled, the Olds needed a new hood. Now I axe you, why don't you wear a belt?
The same car ('54 Olds HT), 6 months earlier = a fading Hollywood star in a new Lincoln convertible sedan ran a red light and I t-boned her "'Stinkin' Linkin" at 35 mph. Both of us were unhurt, cuz both of us were belted. The "Linkin" was totaled, the Olds needed a new hood. Now I axe you, why don't you wear a belt?
#81
06-11-2007, 02:38 AM
I remember that Bronco well, OJ took delivery of it from SMF, who at that time had the Hertz account. He was there several times, before the killings doing his "glad hand act." He came by once after he was acquitted...no one axed him for his autograph! My mom lived a 1/2 block away from the condo, where it all went down. The condo is kitty-corner across the street from the NE corner of Dorothy Street and Bundy Drive in Brentwood. They revamped the front of the place and changed the address, to keep away the morbid lookie-loos, but forgot to change the address painted on the curb.
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#82
06-11-2007, 02:45 AM
Originally Posted by bigdaddy52107
because they are uncomfortable. now when i went down to Tenessee last yesterday and i drove the new Dodge. i wore one.. as i was traveling at a high rate of speed. but in my 88 f150 which is my daily driver.. what's it going to protect.. the damn thing doesn't even fit me right.. its actually pretty much annoying and in the way.and would do me any benefit in a crash.. and besides i just told you it wasn't Illegal until June 1, 2007 to not wear seatbelts in a pickup or a suv/van with truck plates.. so why wear something i hate if i don't have to?
Was that before the after noon or after the before noon?Did'ja happen to look on the B pillar on your 88, and see if the belt is adjustable for height? I had a branny new 88 F150 Lariat, and the belt fit me, and I'm 6-5, so I axe you, what's your problemo?
What's the seatbelt in your daily driver gonna protect? You don't need a crystal ball to KNOW the answer to that question...YOU!
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06-11-2007, 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by NumberDummy
You went to Tennessee last yesterday? Was that before the after noon or after the before noon?
Did'ja happen to look on the B pillar on your 88, and see if the belt is adjustable for height? I had a branny new 88 F150 Lariat, and the belt fit me, and I'm 6-5, so I axe you, what's your problemo?
Was that before the after noon or after the before noon?Did'ja happen to look on the B pillar on your 88, and see if the belt is adjustable for height? I had a branny new 88 F150 Lariat, and the belt fit me, and I'm 6-5, so I axe you, what's your problemo?
oh yea i haven't looked.. as i dont wear one but i'll look tomorrow maybe it does..but the on the gmc didn't and they were terrible i'll take care of it.
and btw have you looked into playing santa Clause this christmas i'm sure you would be perfect
. Now thats what you get for pointing out my grammar faults.
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06-11-2007, 03:00 AM
Originally Posted by bigdaddy52107
Have you looked into playing Santa Clause this christmas? I'm sure you would be perfect . Now thats what you get for pointing out my grammar faults.
. Now thats what you get for pointing out my grammar faults.Last edited by NumberDummy; 06-11-2007 at 03:07 AM.
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06-11-2007, 03:11 AM
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Originally Posted by NumberDummy
Can't argue with you there nephew, all I need is the red suit and the phoney whiskers...the padding is all natural! The hair is gettin' grayer by the day, from trying to figure out the answers to some a the questions ppl axe on here. Oh, btw...I haven't seen my feet in years! Email me, I'll send you a pic of two Titans.
and i did as well as a pm..I can't believe you guys got me up at 4 am..geeze i might as well stay up for the day now.. no since in sleeping i gotta leave home at 6:30 anyways. i gotta get a good 5 mile run and cut grass and collect some rent from the nonpaying *** tenants
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#86
06-11-2007, 03:31 AM
Originally Posted by bigdaddy52107
lol i dont even know why you bother they're just gonna argue with you anyways and i did as well as a pm..I can't believe you guys got me up at 4 am..geeze i might as well stay up for the day now.. no since in sleeping i gotta leave home at 6:30 anyways. i gotta get a good 5 mile run and cut grass and collect some rent from the nonpaying *** tenants for a pregnant realitive
and i did as well as a pm..I can't believe you guys got me up at 4 am..geeze i might as well stay up for the day now.. no since in sleeping i gotta leave home at 6:30 anyways. i gotta get a good 5 mile run and cut grass and collect some rent from the nonpaying *** tenants for a pregnant realitive5 mile run? Aren't you lucky...I can barely do a 5 second run.
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06-11-2007, 03:38 AM
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Originally Posted by NumberDummy
4AM? It's only 1 something here in LA LA Land. And, you brought it upon yourself nephew, by posting those wreck pics. You knew that DOHC and I would respond.
5 mile run? Aren't you lucky...I can barely do a 5 second run.
5 mile run? Aren't you lucky...I can barely do a 5 second run.
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#88
06-11-2007, 03:59 AM
Originally Posted by bigdaddy52107
yep its 4:30 right now.. see i didn't get any sleep today. i got in from tenesse about 5:30 yesterday morning slept till 11 got up ate.. went to some open houses and over to another family members house. then came back and go on here... and yes i knew you guys would respond actually i Waited until you guys got on.. i wanted to see what smarty comment Dohc would have.
yes i am. atleast i got one talent to showforth. lol well think back when you were a kid.. you could do five miles then couldn't you.. judging by the looks of my dad when i'm 40 i wont be able to either.
as they say the apple doesn't fall to far from the tree
yes i am. atleast i got one talent to showforth. lol well think back when you were a kid.. you could do five miles then couldn't you.. judging by the looks of my dad when i'm 40 i wont be able to either.
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Originally Posted by NumberDummy
It's funny what can motivate a person. Standing on concrete for nearly 40 years has taken its toll. Walking is something most ppl take for granted. Then you become disabled, and making it to Los Banos is a challenge. But, when I travel to London, it's a different story. London is flat, and is a city where one has to walk to see the sites. I can be a kid again, and one thing European hotels have that they don't have here...bathtubs fit for a king. A long soak takes away the pain, and I'm ready to do it all over again the next day.
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06-11-2007, 06:34 AM
Originally Posted by bigdaddy52107
yep its 4:30 right now.. see i didn't get any sleep today. i got in from tenesse about 5:30 yesterday morning slept till 11 and yes i knew you guys would respond actually i Waited until you guys got on.. i wanted to see what smarty comment Dohc would have.
Tim