if it's too loud,you are too old!!
***,grass or gas,no one rides for free!!
I don't suffer from mental illness,I enjoy it!!

 

This thread is starting to read like the bumper sticker/lighter/keychain rack at a Panama City Beach tourist trap.

 

Sooo true...

 

no offenense to any body

Low riders are for guys who can't get it up!
I would rather be cummin than stroken!
Not only am I perfect I am a redneck too!
slick as snot
That needs moved just a wee little **** hair. (I never use it heard it from a hippy though)
Loud pipes save lives

And my favorite of all times!!!!!! Real trucks rattle when they run !!!!

 

Jack em' Up High Fat Chicks cant climb

there is no subsitute for horsepower!

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. "Abraham Lincoln "

man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
-- W.C. Fields

"The engine sounds retarted in a none mental way

ok this next one is a quote and not a saying but it kinda fits

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.

 

Words to live by my friend!

 

I was standing in line at a DMV overhearing a couple of gentlemen discussing a friend of theirs son. The younger guy said, " Can you believe that the boy STILL doesn't know how to read yet." The older guy replied, " You plant corn, you get corn."

How true it is!

 

politicians are like diapers. they need to be changed regularly.
and for the same reason.


do as i say, not as i do.


if you can read this, thank a teacher.

 

" Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow " James Dean.

 

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid sideways in a cloud of dust, flopping into the hole totally worn out, shouting ..."holy ****...what a ride!"

 

This is from my grandfather when my truck was making a noise I didn't like the sound of.

-"Don't worry about those small sounds, pretty soon a big one will come along and take care of it."

 

All you need are two tool... WD40 and Duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use WD40. If it moves and shouldn't, use duct tape.

 

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is very dark."
About sex: " The position is ridiculous, the cost is exorbitant, and the pleasure is momentary."
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
"Nobody goes there anymore- it's too crowded."
"A lack of prior planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
"An optimist is a man with two acorns and a hammock."

 

That's pretty close to one of my favorites:

"If it won't go, force it. If it won't force, use a bigger hammer!"

 

ever stop to think, and forget to start up again??

when you're heading for a whiz... : well, its time to shake hands with the unemployed...