gonna have to get to 5000 so can quit bieng a master

well here's a blond joke for the 3000th post.
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started."

Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him
in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to
her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of hot chocolate, and then............", he sighed, "Let's put
all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

 

looks like you're starting to catch up to me... I wasn't paying attention and got past 3000... it seems to just take off and some of the old posts that sometimes come back that you had totally forgotten about....

 

We were tied about post for post before my computer took a dump - and that little 30 dollar shipped part never seems to get ordered...